This anthology contains three lesbian-domination stories centered around whores and celebrities. They've previously appeared in these stories:

• "How Whores Repay Favours"
• "Taking Celebrity Jane"
• "Blackmailing the Billionaire"

Yeah. Welcome. Have a seat. Take a cookie. Take two, you'll need them.

So here's what happened: My partner, Elena, is a fond purveyor of romance novels, which is a lie and I just wrote that to use the word "purveyor" in a description. She's really not too much into them. Neither am I. So imagine our surprise when we read - quite by accident, I might add - that the latest fad in romance novels is "billionaires".

The billionaire, it turns out, has become what used to be the royalty in your mom's romance novels. Duke Hugglesborough, the 14th in the line of the Hugglesborough dynasty, has been replaced by Mark Sandwich, CEO of Sandwich Enterprises, a man of his own making, whose fortune resides firmly on a pile of soft bread and condiments.

How the times have changed! Capitalism penetrates everything, even romance novels....

Speaking of penetration: We both thought this was hilarious, so I made a bet to find a way to include "billionaire" in one of my story titles. I'll be damned if I can't jump on any bandwagon I f--king well wish! Hence this audiobook, which is filled with glorious f--kery of celebrities - possibly billionaire ones, why not - in every imaginable degrading, nasty, dirty, and downright humiliating way.

I really don't like rich people.