Reality Guard: A Romantic Metaphysical Tract on How to Create Your Afterlife with the Secret Society You Didn’t Know You Were Already In, transmitted from Ti Mx]oldi, received and edited by Diohka Aesden.

Editor’s note: This was a transmission from Ti Mx]oldi. It came through over a decade ago. It must be published now. Its contents were transliterated from the Iartollis alphabet of Malgx which is used to write English. The transmission is printed in its original form in Malgx after the transliteration in English. —Diohka Aesden

Every family is a secret society. Forget the Freemasons, forget the OTO, and forget the Illuminati. This applies to some families more than others, but no family is an exception. My family is both typical and exemplary. For your paranoia trip, look no further than your own household.

Think about all the secrets you keep—every deep, dark one and every shallow, vain one, and all in between. Stop assuming everyone else doesn’t have the same amount of secrets or more. You do not know your family, friends, or anyone else around you. They are all constantly lying about, omitting, and distorting information.

I’m being negative. Let’s stop this attempt at writing something I know about now. No, let’s keep going. I might have something to say.