Welcome to Hawthorne Manor. As our newest arrival, the caretaker himself (Keegan-Michael Key) will be providing a daily tour and introduction to another guest. Please remember to wear headphones throughout your stay. And make yourself at home. After all, this is it!

A production of iHeartRadio, Blumhouse Television and Grim & Mild from Aaron Mahnke.

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Welcome home, my friend. I have so much to show you.

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A trip to our kitchen and a very bright guest.

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A botanical visit and a special dessert.

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A perusal of literature and a religious rite.

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A complex libation and a starless night.

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A lonely place and a deep blue eye.

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A warning. This room is not for the squeamish. A place of celebration and an empty bottle.

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