Hosts: C.L., Doc G, Khori, & Yusuf

This week on the Relationship Status Podcast, Yusuf is joined by Gaylord Fockerer (yes, that Gaylord) break down one of the wildest relationship stories to ever hit the group chat. A woman asks for a “break” to fight temptation, gets dumped, walks into a spider web, quits her job, and is SHOCKED when her man moves on. Girl, is it crack?!

We’re talking:

• The difference between a break and a breakup (spoiler: one ends in a gas bill).

• Why comparing yourself to Instagram models is hazardous to your healing.

• “Rich Zaddy” and the dangers of transactional love.

• The horizontal hokey pokey and its lasting consequences.

• Spider Gwen, Charlotte’s Web, and how NOT to quit your job.

Plus, we crown some of the most savage listener comments, including the now-iconic: “A wet coochie and an empty purse don’t make no sense.”

And don’t forget: first person to email us where the name Gaylord Focker comes from wins a free t-shirt AND a gas card—because we support good decisions and full tanks.

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