Hey, welcome back to BroskieDooddles—it's your boy Kiko Flow! In today’s episode, we dive headfirst into the wild ride that is moving. Ever get hit with a quote of $16,000 just to ship a piece of your old IKEA furniture? Yeah, me too. I’m moving from San Francisco to Miami, and let me tell you, the whole process is a mix of madness and hilarity. We break down everything from the pros and cons of hiring movers versus doing it yourself, to the eternal struggle of asking friends for help—if you're gonna call your buddies, make sure to reward them with killer pizza and ice-cold beers (or you might end up with a broken couch and a sore back). So if you’re planning a move or just in the mood for some spicy, no-holds-barred moving tales, this episode is for you!

We get real about life malfunctioning like a dashboard that just won’t stop flashing warning lights. We talk about how you eventually learn to live with those constant “new issues” and then dive into some wild territory: what if, when you finally make it, someone shows up claiming you’ve got a kid you never knew about? We riff on those crazy adoption stories and the mind-blowing consequences of past flings turning into unexpected parental drama. And of course, we touch on the madness of moving—how everything costs a fortune and sometimes you’re left wondering if it’s even worth it.

We dive headfirst into the bizarre world of arranged marriages—where your parents play Cupid behind the scenes, setting you up without even a heads-up. I even pitch a wild idea: imagine swiping through potential matches on an app, but the final decision lands in your parents’ hands. We riff on everything from trading cows for a “perfect” match to blending cultures—like turning Thanksgiving into San-giving and mixing arepas with NFL Sundays. It’s a rollercoaster of love, family, and traditions evolving in the modern age. Tune in for a spicy take on how you can keep your own vibe, even when the family’s got opinions on who you should be with.