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Nick shared a story about an old man having to give himself a pep talk to use the restroom.

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Josh learned that he needs to watch out for the ladies when he's in his Rambo socks.

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Josh and Nick bonded over the fact that they both know older women that like to leave unsafe things lying around their house.

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We had listeners text in about their least favorite sounds in the world.

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Nick told us a story about an unfortunate event he had to witness in the adult diaper aisle.

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