follow two chips off the old... chip as we take a look at the crunchiest, cheesiest, foulest, chips of them all. don't get too carried away with your opinions because this is nacho show. strap in, unzip (the bag of chips of course), and relax because things get creamy, peeps get salty, and you get onion. 

are you ready kiiid- I mean fellow peers. don't want to big time rush into th- no that's not good. how about we plunge like a spong- hmmm not that either. how about we... look. there are a 104 days of summer vacation and we are about to talk about each one of them (ALLEGEDLY). put on your diapers, grab your uncrustable, get yo momma to tie your shoes because its go time (that's why you put on the diaper... crappy joke)

BOOOO! did we get rid of your hiccups? no? good. by the time this episode ends, we can almost guarantee they will be gone. we rank phobias like water, heights, lists... AHHHHHH. sit back, relax, scream, and BOOOOO did we get rid of it this time? Dang.