A $7M bouncy house and carnival rental business in Georgia—genius niche or inflatable insanity?

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This week on Acquisitions Anonymous, Michael, Bill, and Mills dive into a surprisingly profitable business in a notoriously low-margin space—bouncy house and carnival ride rentals. Operating out of Lawrenceville, Georgia, this $7 million asking price business boasts $3 million in assets, over 500 inflatables, 24 carnival rides, and $1.3 million in annual cash flow. The guys dig into the operational model, customer base, and whether the capital intensity justifies the valuation. Is this the Chick-fil-A of carnivals or a seller in over their head?

Key Highlights:

• Breakdown of a $7M carnival rental business listed FSBO
• $3M in asset value including Ferris wheels, inflatables, and zip lines
• Annual net income of $1.3M from repeat B2B customers like schools and churches
• Discussion of CapEx-heavy businesses and how they impact valuation
• Exploration of potential growth into traveling pop-up models like “Big Bounce America”
• How self-represented sellers can lose buyer confidence
• Valuation insights: 3x cash flow + asset-heavy business = tricky deal
• The guys’ take on recession resistance and customer loyalty
• Importance of understanding tail risk and bounce house insurance

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A thriving Florida comedy club hits the market—does the $3.5M asking price make any sense?

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In this episode, Michael and Chelsea dig into a unique listing: a thriving comedy club in South Florida with over $750K in cash flow and a $3.5M price tag. The business boasts a full liquor license, a 300-seat venue with all-new chairs and tech upgrades, and a 10-year lease—but does it justify the steep multiple without owning the real estate? The duo debate the hidden risks, potential upside, and what kind of buyer this business would actually be perfect for. It’s a deep dive into what it really means to buy a bar-with-a-stage in a strip mall.

Key Highlights:

🏢 Business Overview: Comedy club with $3M in annual revenue, $750K cash flow, asking $3.5M

🍸 Core Revenue Drivers: Liquor sales and ticket splits—not the acts themselves

📉 Real Estate Concern: Business doesn't own the property, raising questions about valuation

🤝 Booking + Promotion: Importance of talent relationships and email list ownership

📈 Competitive Landscape: Competing with national chains and music venues for comedy talent

🪑 Asset Value: What are you really buying—just some new chairs and a video wall?

🧠 Buyer Fit: Why this deal might be a dream—or a nightmare—depending on the operator

⚠️ Deal Risk: Low barrier to entry and possible overvaluation make this a tough sell

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Ever wanted to own a business that involves helicopters lifting HVAC units onto skyscrapers? This week's deal might be your dream.

Business Listing - https://synergybb.com/listings/established-helicopter-installation-company-in-mo/

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Episode Summary:
In this episode, the hosts dig into a truly unique acquisition opportunity — a helicopter installation business in Missouri specializing in lifting heavy equipment like HVAC systems onto commercial rooftops. Listed at $13.9 million with $6.6 million in revenue and $3 million in cash flow, the business comes with its own fleet of helicopters and parts inventory. They discuss the operational complexities, geographical limitations, capital intensity, and potential buyer fit for this niche business. Is this a dream opportunity or a nightmare in disguise? Tune in to find out.

Key Highlights:

• $13.9 million listing price with $3 million cash flow.
• Business uses helicopters to install heavy equipment like HVAC systems.
• Located in Missouri, with geographic advantages and limitations.
• Assets included: $3 million worth of helicopters + $1.5 million in parts.
• Discussion on market niche, competitive moat, and barriers to entry.
• Ideal buyer profile: Local connections, logistics expertise, potentially ex-military helicopter pilot.
• Exploration of growth opportunities and operational risks.
• The value (and challenge) of buying a capital-intensive, niche service business.

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