Greetings and salutations, Earthlings! (Obviously extra special greetings and salutations to any non-Earthling beings. You're probably cooler than us anyway.)

On this episode of Beach Time, Jon and Anna discuss- ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'd like to take the rest of my time here on this description to say something very important:

Dear Space Aliens (however you might identify, this is intended as a "Catch-All" term, not a definition of who you are),

If you are, in fact, as chill as I'm hoping you are, you are more than welcome to come visit me any time that works for you. I've got a pretty comfortable couch you can always crash on during your visit to Earth. I can definitely promise you will get the full Earthling experience (Examples: Coffee, not wanting to go to work, still having to go to work, and an in-depth knowledge of the Spider-Man franchise.) Swing on by and we'll kick it together. Please. I really wanna meet some cool aliens.

Sincerely, Jon Bonjour (This message was not explicitly approved by my wife but I'm pretty sure she'd be stoked to meet you too.)

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