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  • 07 | "No Debate, Just Pharoah Energy Bro"

    07 | "No Debate, Just Pharoah Energy Bro"
    2024/09/12
    In this episode of Bro Church, Dave reveals that he took a 23andMe test and discovered he’s related to Pharaoh Ramses III. Yes, he had to go through the whole spitting process, but now that he's got this royal lineage in his back pocket, he’s definitely going to milk it—forever. Get ready for a lifetime of hearing how "royalty" should get special treatment! Felix and Dave also break down the latest presidential debate, where Kamala Harris actually managed to give it back to Trump, who refused eye contact the entire time. Spoiler: It was still a complete shit show, but at least someone was coherent. Finally, it’s time for Bro Fitness. Dave is all about the workout talk, while Felix reflects on how he needs to "figure out life" – but, you know, maybe later. #BroChurch #Pharaoh #Ramses #RamsesReveal #23andMe #PresidentialDebate #BroFitness #FigureItOut #PoliticalCircus
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    55 分
  • 06 | "Drop the WARHAMMER: Video Games Special Edition"

    06 | "Drop the WARHAMMER: Video Games Special Edition"
    2024/09/05

    Drop the WARHAMMER: Video Games Special Edition

    Alright, BRO CHURCH fam, hold on to your joysticks because Felix and The Dave are back at it with the most epic gaming episode ever. Felix starts off in true chaotic fashion—sweating bullets because he forgot to turn on the fan, while The Dave is cracking jokes like he’s hosting an open mic night. Technology's against them? Of course! But when you’re running Bro Church, you roll with the punches like a Dark Souls boss battle.

    This time, the boys dive into their gaming roots. The Dave reminisces about the glory days when he wasn’t getting roasted by 10-year-olds on Grand Theft Auto servers. Yeah, he might still be out there losing to these tiny digital assassins, but Felix? He’s hung up the controller (mostly) while his kids crush it. But that’s not where the gaming talk ends.

    The real star here? Warhammer 40K. The Dave, our resident tabletop geek, proudly displays his custom-painted miniatures like a dad showing off his newborn. Felix, in true Bro Church fashion, is both impressed and utterly baffled. “Wait, you paint inside the models?” Yes, Felix, it’s that deep. This isn’t just some board game—this is tactical warfare with a side of artistry.

    And, of course, the boys can’t stop dreaming big. Imagine the Bro Church Universe in the online world of Grand Theft Auto. You want in? Blood in, blood out, baby. We’re not just about Sunday sermons—we’re about digital mayhem.

    The Dave also schools us on the finer points of Warhammer lore—this is tabletop warfare taken to the extreme, with painted miniatures, points systems, and a whole lot of dedication. Felix finally sees the light: maybe gaming is the ultimate way to stay out of trouble (or at least stay home).

    By the end, it’s clear these two aren’t just gaming—they’re building the Bro Church empire, whether it's on Twitch, a tabletop, or in their own heads. So buckle up, subscribe, and get ready for the chaos. And remember, Bro Church fam: if you’re gaming with us, you’re family. If not? Go f*** yourself. We still love you.
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    49 分
  • 05 | "Very Bromure: Classy as F*ck"

    05 | "Very Bromure: Classy as F*ck"
    2024/08/24
    Ready for another wild ride with Bro Church? Buckle up! In this episode, we tackle: 1. Trending Alert: "Demure": We break down the viral social media trend and give it the Bro Church twist—introducing "bromure." It’s demure with a Bro Church attitude. 2. Phil Donahue’s Legacy: RIP to the talk show legend, Phil Donahue. Reflecting on how losing cultural icons gives you major life feels. 3. Blake Lively’s Controversy Train: Her new movie "It Ends With Us" is all the rage online. Plus, we chat about her not-so-great press tour. 4. F-Up Files: Bears, beers, and meth csndy. We've got some crazy stories this week, and we dive into the madness. Tune in for laughs, deep chats, and our usual Bro Church shenanigans. You don’t want to miss this episode! #BroChurch #Demure #PhilDonahue #ItEndsWithUs #BlakeLively #FoodBankIncident #DavesFUpFiles #Podcast #Trending #CurrentEvents
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    1 時間 7 分
  • 04 | "These Are the Breaks: Epic Fail"

    04 | "These Are the Breaks: Epic Fail"
    2024/08/19
    BRO CHURCH | 04 | "These Are the Breaks: Epic Fail" In Episode 4, Felix and Dave bring the heat with outrageous stories that’ll have you laughing, shaking your head, and questioning reality. From a cringe-worthy Olympic breakdancing performance to a tech billionaire's over-the-top gesture, we’ve got it all. The Olympic Breakdance Fail: (3:57) We kick off by roasting the Australian breakdancer who shockingly made it to the Paris Olympics despite zero skills. Somehow, she scored a spot on the world’s biggest stage—and failed spectacularly. If you’re a Hip Hop fan, this one’s going to sting. We got banned from Tik Tok: I mean, like why? (25:15) Motion Capture vs. Voice Actors: (33:08) We jump into the tension brewing between motion capture artists and voice actors in gaming. The game industry is evolving, and we’ve got some thoughts on where this is headed. Frontier Airlines Freakout: (44:08) Another week, another wild story from Frontier Airlines. This time, a woman missed her flight and went full Hulk-mode on airport staff, throwing monitors left and right—and she walks away without getting arrested. You can’t make this stuff up. Zuckerberg’s Statue Surprise: (49:39) Wrapping up, we talk about Mark Zuckerberg’s latest move—a 7-foot statue he dedicated to his wife. The bar for romantic gestures just got ridiculous, guys.Tune in for laughs, rants, and jaw-dropping stories in this episode of Bro Church. Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and hit the bell so you don’t miss out! Music featured in this episode :Food by OddVision https://inaudio.org/track/food-hip-hop/BRO CHURCH produced by Mr. Infinito https://oddcurious.com/#BroChurch #podcasthumor DJ cuts and scratches performed by Serenity the Prophet http://serenitytheprophet.com/ #BroChurch #PodcastHumor #TheseAreTheBreaks #OlympicsFail #HipHopCulture #GamingIndustry #FrontierAirlines #MarkZuckerberg
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    57 分
  • 03 | "If You've Never Been Punched in the Face, Shut Up!: Reality Check"

    03 | "If You've Never Been Punched in the Face, Shut Up!: Reality Check"
    2024/08/09
    Welcome back to Bro Church, the place where we serve up the latest headlines with a punch of humor and a dash of sarcasm! 🍿🥊 Episode 3 is here, and we're diving into some juicy topics: 1. Ben Affleck and JLo Breakup: (5:06) - Bennifer 2.0 couldn't make it work. We're dissecting the second round of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez's romance. Was Batfleck to blame? Spoiler: Love ain't always as heroic as you think! 2. Algerian Female Boxer Controversy: (20:43) - Paris Olympics drama alert! Imane Khelif, the Algerian female boxer, is caught in a gender controversy. Hormone levels and fairness debates are flying faster than punches. Is it a knockout, or just a low blow? 3. Frontier Airlines Pilot Arrest: (37:24) - Turbulence on the ground! A Frontier Airlines pilot gets nabbed in Houston before passengers could board Flight 3195. Buckle up as we navigate through the chaos. High-flying pilot or low-flying troublemaker? 4. USA and Russia Prisoner Exchange: (44:35) - The great swap! A prisoner exchange between the USA and Russia featuring big names like Paul Whelan and Viktor Bout. Who played the better hand in this geopolitical chess game? 5. F**ked Up Files: (53:40) - From Dunkin' Dookie to Snakes in Trousers, we've got some far-out news stories that'll make you question reality. Ready for some laughs and head-scratchers? 6. Slapping Contests - Cool or No?: (1:07:00) - Enter the slap zone! Slapping contests are the new craze. Is it a sport or just pure insanity? Featuring slap legends like Vasiliy Kamotskiy. Can you handle the slap? 7. ASMR - What's the Hype?: (1:17:51) - Tingles and whispers! We're exploring the bizarre world of ASMR. Why are people obsessed with it? Get ready to feel relaxed and a bit weirded out as we chat about top ASMRtists like Gibi ASMR and ASMR Darling! 8. Is the News Really News?: (1:25:41) - Media hypnosis 101! We're questioning whether the news is actually the news. Time to wake up, sheeple! Some headlines might just make you raise an eyebrow. 9. Deadpool and Wolverine Movie: (1:39:10) - Box office bonanza! Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman are back in the Deadpool and Wolverine movie. How did their on-screen bromance steal the show? Spoiler alert: It's epic! Don't miss out on this hilarious and insightful episode of Bro Church. Hit that subscribe button and ding the bell icon for more Bro Church antics! 🎬🍿🥊
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    1 時間 46 分
  • 02 | "Locked For Seven Days"

    02 | "Locked For Seven Days"
    2024/08/02
    Welcome back, Bro Church fam! After a few weeks of sun, fun, and family time, Felix and the Dave are back with a brand-new episode. In Episode 2, "Locked for 7 Days," we dive into everything from vacation escapades to hilarious tech mishaps and epic pop culture debates. Buckle up for a wild ride! . Episode Highlights: Vacation Rewind: - Felix shares his tropical getaway to Florida with his wife, while the Dave recounts quality time spent with his wife Veronica and the nephews in Delaware. The family reunion stories get real and raw! . Big Wins & Epic Fails: - Felix tells the saga of being locked out of his new MacBook Pro for 7 days. Meanwhile, the Dave celebrates a milestone achievement: getting his name on his fireman's jacket. Cue the applause! . Political Shenanigans: - The Bros take on the big news of President Biden stepping down from running for a second term. It's as insightful as it is comedic. . Entertainment Mayhem: - From Tenacious D's latest antics to Robert Downey Jr.'s surprise casting as Doctor Doom, Felix and the Dave tackle the hottest pop culture controversies with their usual mix of wit and debate. . Social Issues & Cultural Narratives: - The guys break down media narratives and the social debates surrounding Captain America as the first Black Avenger. Olympic Sized Scandals: - Dive into the crazy controversies of the Summer Olympics in Paris, including the notorious Last Supper scandal. . Survival Prepping & Health Hacks: - The Dave shares survival prepping wisdom, inspired by Bear Grylls. The conversation moves into practical tips and motivational insights for staying fit and healthy daily. . Wrap-up & Teasers: - Felix and the Dave recap the episode's highlights and give a sneak peek into future topics. Stay tuned, because the best is yet to come! Join the Bros for another unforgettable episode, packed with humor, insights, and that classic Bro Church charm. Don't miss out—hit that subscribe button, like, and leave your thoughts in the comments below! . Listen to Evita Colon's new album https://www.iloveevitacolon.com/ .https://www.iloveevitacolon.com/ Enjoy the ride, and as always, stay blessed and stressed! . (00:05:33) - Introduction & Vacation Catch-up (00:16:19) - Allegiant Airlines/TSA Frisk-Job (00:29:18) - Personal Achievements: the Dave’s Fireman Jacket & Felix’s MacBook Pro Debacle (00:45:18) - Entertainment: Tenacious D & RDJ as Doctor Doom (01:00:58) - Olympic Scandals: Summer Olympics & The Last Supper (01:27:51) - Political News: Biden Stepping Down (01:35:26) - Social Issues: We Were Called Out! (01:41:37) - Survival Prepping & Health Motivation (01:48:35) - Shout out to Evita Colon and her new album "Alchemy of the Space Between"
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    1 時間 52 分
  • 01 | "And Then There Was Bro Church"

    01 | "And Then There Was Bro Church"
    2024/07/15
    Get ready for the debut episode of Bro Church, brought to you by the JMC Collective. Hosted by Felix and The Dave, this podcast dives into trending topics with wit, banter, and plenty of disrespectful humor. It's adult humor at its finest—no apologies here, just pure, unfiltered sarcasm. Expect a s* show. In this first episode, Felix and The Dave introduce Bro Church (9:15) and set the tone for what’s to come. They tackle the shocking assassination attempt of former President Donald Trump (10:19), followed by a wild ride into the world of AI—exploring how they've leveraged it for the podcast and why it has some people losing their minds (23:42). They also geek out over the new Captain America movie, celebrating Falcon's first appearance as Captain America in an actual movie (finally stepping out of the TV series shadow) and the exciting introduction of the Red Hulk (39:58). The chaos continues with a hilarious deep dive into Eminem's latest album, "The Death of Slim Shady," (52:45) and its cultural impact. Felix gets real about his experience starting anxiety medication and how it’s been a game-changer for him (1:02:18). They wind things down with a discussion on the extreme heatwave sweeping across the country, because apparently, we needed another reason to sweat (1:17:05). Finally, the fellas give a shout-out to Divide and Conquer for their custom-made 'Guayabera' shirt—because when you're hosting a s* show, you might as well look good doing it (1:22:35). Tune in for outrageous humor, unexpected insights, and a whirlwind of shenanigans in the first episode of Bro Church.
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    1 時間 29 分