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  • 11 | "The Rom-Com Vaccine"
    2024/11/21
    The guys discuss school vaccine drama and rom-com debacles.
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    54 分
  • 10 | "Graph Paper & Staples"
    2024/10/15

    Welcome back to Bro Church, where we laugh in the face of logic and dive headfirst into the weirdness of life. Felix and Dave are back after a week off, and clearly, too much rest has only fueled their wild tangents and questionable life decisions. The episode kicks off with Felix casually admitting he had no clue about a devastating hurricane about to wreck Florida, because, you know, why worry about that when you could be counting squares on graph paper? Yup, Felix manages to care more about grid layouts than life-threatening storms, and Dave, as always, calls him out on it, asking if Felix has basically amputated his ability to care about the world. Turns out, Felix has perfected the art of "selective awareness"—which, by the way, conveniently excludes anything that involves bad weather, Florida, or, apparently, Puerto Rico. As the convo shifts (because staying on topic is overrated), Felix reveals he's rediscovered the joys of text-based role-playing games. Yeah, you heard that right—text based. No pictures, no videos, just old-school words. And naturally, this leads Dave to point out that Felix has accidentally stumbled into the nerdy depths of Dungeons & Dragons territory. Cue a full-blown geek-out over creating characters, storytelling, and the pure joy of ignoring adult responsibilities in favor of pretending to be a mafia boss with a pocket full of graph paper. It’s the most Bro Church way to dive into nerd culture—accidentally, with zero shame, and while holding a grudge against hurricanes. Then comes the ultimate throwback—Dave reminds Felix about the time he Photoshopped Felix's face onto a Brokeback Mountain poster and plastered it all over their shared workplace. Felix’s reaction? A full-on tool-flipping tantrum while a baffled caterer awkwardly served pancakes in the background. But hey, if your best friend doesn’t publicly humiliate you in front of coworkers with cowboy romance posters, is it even a friendship? And just when you think the episode can’t get any weirder, they pivot to Halloween costumes. Felix, who clearly loves a good theme, talks about dressing up as Rip from Yellowstone, while Dave considers being a Red Dead Redemption zombie that awkwardly shuffles around a Puerto Rican house without saying hi to anyone. Because, you know, that’s totally gonna go over well in a family that sweeps and mops floors like it's an Olympic sport. All in all, this episode of Bro Church is packed with the same unpredictable, chaotic, and completely absurd energy we’ve come to expect. From hurricanes and graph paper to role-playing games and cowboy hats, Felix and Dave manage to cover absolutely everything—except, you know, anything actually important. But that’s the beauty of Bro Church—it’s two bros shooting the sh*t and turning every random thought into an epic tale, leaving you entertained, laughing, and a little bit confused by the end. Catch the next episode, where they’ll probably forget to talk about weather again but might drop some life-changing knowledge about paper clips.

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    55 分
  • 09 | "Paranormal F*ckery"
    2024/09/26

    In this episode of Bro Church, things take a seriously spooky turn. Last week, while Dave and I were doing our usual thing, we somehow recorded some eerie voices that we definitely didn’t hear while we were recording. Fast forward to playback, and BAM—what sounds like EVPs (aka, ghostly whispers from the other side) made their creepy debut. October is right around the corner, and you know we love talking paranormal sh*t, so naturally, we had to dive into this haunting mess. Grab your sage, your tin foil hats, and prepare to watch us try to break down what went bump in the audio. Spoiler alert: we’re shook, confused, and (as always) being our usual ridiculous selves while doing it. Enjoy the chaos as Bro Church goes full ghost mode. 👻

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    1 時間 2 分
  • 08 | "No Way Out" P Diddy Drama & Fairy Smut
    2024/09/21

    Alright, you bunch of degenerates, buckle up for what’s surely our most jaw-droppingly bizarre episode yet — Episode 8: "No Way Out."

    First up, we’re diving deep into the P Diddy drama. Who knew we'd be talking about 1000 bottles of baby oil and a cornucopia of dildos? 😳

    While we typically find comic relief in other people’s expenses, we’re also not blind to the seriously dark side of things. P Diddy’s seemingly endless list of horrifying misdeeds—from sex trafficking to all sorts of abuse—is no laughing matter. We're dead serious when we say it's time for this guy to pay for his crimes.

    But baby oil...? Yeah, we couldn't resist. 😅


    And then, folks, hold onto your Mickey Mouse ears, because we’re venturing into the wonderfully weird world of fairy smut.


    Yes, you read that right. Fairies. Earth-shattering sex. Exactly zero apologies. There are literally book clubs out there worshipping these scandalously sexy stories of enchanted creatures getting it on.

    Felix admits he’s oddly turned on by the thought of a sexy fairy doing the horizontal limbo, while The Dave just sits there, stunned silent. Which, trust us, is pretty monumental. 🤣


    But wait, there's more!


    We get into all kinds of wildness that’ll make you question your sanity and perhaps, give you something new to whisper about in hushed tones at your next awkward family gathering.


    So sit back, relax, and let the scandal roll over you like a wave of baby oil—the really expensive kind. 👀💥

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    1 時間 12 分
  • 07 | "No Debate, Just Pharoah Energy Bro"
    2024/09/12
    In this episode of Bro Church, Dave reveals that he took a 23andMe test and discovered he’s related to Pharaoh Ramses III. Yes, he had to go through the whole spitting process, but now that he's got this royal lineage in his back pocket, he’s definitely going to milk it—forever. Get ready for a lifetime of hearing how "royalty" should get special treatment! Felix and Dave also break down the latest presidential debate, where Kamala Harris actually managed to give it back to Trump, who refused eye contact the entire time. Spoiler: It was still a complete shit show, but at least someone was coherent. Finally, it’s time for Bro Fitness. Dave is all about the workout talk, while Felix reflects on how he needs to "figure out life" – but, you know, maybe later. #BroChurch #Pharaoh #Ramses #RamsesReveal #23andMe #PresidentialDebate #BroFitness #FigureItOut #PoliticalCircus
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    55 分
  • 06 | "Drop the WARHAMMER: Video Games Special Edition"
    2024/09/05

    Drop the WARHAMMER: Video Games Special Edition

    Alright, BRO CHURCH fam, hold on to your joysticks because Felix and The Dave are back at it with the most epic gaming episode ever. Felix starts off in true chaotic fashion—sweating bullets because he forgot to turn on the fan, while The Dave is cracking jokes like he’s hosting an open mic night. Technology's against them? Of course! But when you’re running Bro Church, you roll with the punches like a Dark Souls boss battle.

    This time, the boys dive into their gaming roots. The Dave reminisces about the glory days when he wasn’t getting roasted by 10-year-olds on Grand Theft Auto servers. Yeah, he might still be out there losing to these tiny digital assassins, but Felix? He’s hung up the controller (mostly) while his kids crush it. But that’s not where the gaming talk ends.

    The real star here? Warhammer 40K. The Dave, our resident tabletop geek, proudly displays his custom-painted miniatures like a dad showing off his newborn. Felix, in true Bro Church fashion, is both impressed and utterly baffled. “Wait, you paint inside the models?” Yes, Felix, it’s that deep. This isn’t just some board game—this is tactical warfare with a side of artistry.

    And, of course, the boys can’t stop dreaming big. Imagine the Bro Church Universe in the online world of Grand Theft Auto. You want in? Blood in, blood out, baby. We’re not just about Sunday sermons—we’re about digital mayhem.

    The Dave also schools us on the finer points of Warhammer lore—this is tabletop warfare taken to the extreme, with painted miniatures, points systems, and a whole lot of dedication. Felix finally sees the light: maybe gaming is the ultimate way to stay out of trouble (or at least stay home).

    By the end, it’s clear these two aren’t just gaming—they’re building the Bro Church empire, whether it's on Twitch, a tabletop, or in their own heads. So buckle up, subscribe, and get ready for the chaos. And remember, Bro Church fam: if you’re gaming with us, you’re family. If not? Go f*** yourself. We still love you.

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    49 分
  • 05 | "Very Bromure: Classy as F*ck"
    2024/08/24
    Ready for another wild ride with Bro Church? Buckle up! In this episode, we tackle: 1. Trending Alert: "Demure": We break down the viral social media trend and give it the Bro Church twist—introducing "bromure." It’s demure with a Bro Church attitude. 2. Phil Donahue’s Legacy: RIP to the talk show legend, Phil Donahue. Reflecting on how losing cultural icons gives you major life feels. 3. Blake Lively’s Controversy Train: Her new movie "It Ends With Us" is all the rage online. Plus, we chat about her not-so-great press tour. 4. F-Up Files: Bears, beers, and meth csndy. We've got some crazy stories this week, and we dive into the madness. Tune in for laughs, deep chats, and our usual Bro Church shenanigans. You don’t want to miss this episode! #BroChurch #Demure #PhilDonahue #ItEndsWithUs #BlakeLively #FoodBankIncident #DavesFUpFiles #Podcast #Trending #CurrentEvents
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    1 時間 7 分
  • 04 | "These Are the Breaks: Epic Fail"
    2024/08/19
    BRO CHURCH | 04 | "These Are the Breaks: Epic Fail" In Episode 4, Felix and Dave bring the heat with outrageous stories that’ll have you laughing, shaking your head, and questioning reality. From a cringe-worthy Olympic breakdancing performance to a tech billionaire's over-the-top gesture, we’ve got it all. The Olympic Breakdance Fail: (3:57) We kick off by roasting the Australian breakdancer who shockingly made it to the Paris Olympics despite zero skills. Somehow, she scored a spot on the world’s biggest stage—and failed spectacularly. If you’re a Hip Hop fan, this one’s going to sting. We got banned from Tik Tok: I mean, like why? (25:15) Motion Capture vs. Voice Actors: (33:08) We jump into the tension brewing between motion capture artists and voice actors in gaming. The game industry is evolving, and we’ve got some thoughts on where this is headed. Frontier Airlines Freakout: (44:08) Another week, another wild story from Frontier Airlines. This time, a woman missed her flight and went full Hulk-mode on airport staff, throwing monitors left and right—and she walks away without getting arrested. You can’t make this stuff up. Zuckerberg’s Statue Surprise: (49:39) Wrapping up, we talk about Mark Zuckerberg’s latest move—a 7-foot statue he dedicated to his wife. The bar for romantic gestures just got ridiculous, guys.Tune in for laughs, rants, and jaw-dropping stories in this episode of Bro Church. Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and hit the bell so you don’t miss out! Music featured in this episode :Food by OddVision https://inaudio.org/track/food-hip-hop/BRO CHURCH produced by Mr. Infinito https://oddcurious.com/#BroChurch #podcasthumor DJ cuts and scratches performed by Serenity the Prophet http://serenitytheprophet.com/ #BroChurch #PodcastHumor #TheseAreTheBreaks #OlympicsFail #HipHopCulture #GamingIndustry #FrontierAirlines #MarkZuckerberg
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    57 分