David and Fay take a deep breath and sample the delights of a candle that professes to smell like vagina, shred meat with a claw and try out a pet mitten on Barry the dog. With a neck massager thrown in and revved up to full speed.

Fay debobbles her cardigan - as well as David’s neck hair. There’s a snoring competition between David, Fay’s husband and Barry the dog. With a light shone on night time bladder control and, love it or hate it, a yeast-based snack that may or may not smell of bum.

David and Fay sniff some snuff and suck some spots. Then with high expectations of a life changing product, they try out a frying pan that claims to be magic.

David wants to get fit but won’t leave his chair. Fay sings in the supermarket, while David has a shower, and they both think the cleaning product they are reviewing might actually be bubble gum.

An episode that forces Fay and David to face their greatest fear: nature. There is a safari at the end of the garden, a wellington boot that David uses as therapy and a shocking revelation that when it comes to blowing, Fay prefers to suck.

Wagyu steak is on the menu in this five-star episode. David discovers his need to be loved by a phone device, while Fay tapes her husband’s mouth up and finally gets a good night’s sleep.

David and Fay try to get drunk on a low-alcohol Kefir drink that really should be used to help with their gut problems. They drink from a bottle that plays mind games while David tries to impress Fay with his snazzy new Electric bike. Perhaps he should have bought a Range Rover?