Everything turns to chaos when we’re on the roof. Our stuff falls over, Ben is doing some weird metaphor for a real world issue, and then our stuff falls over again. What a mess.

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Y'all ever hear of Tiermaker? Well in this one we're ranking things ON Tiermaker! WOW! What a novel concept! We rate water fountains! We rate chairs! We rate rating systems themselves! Wanna see if you agree with us? Play along at home! It's a great time to rank things in different tiers!---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

This is the perfect breakfast sandwich to eat for your mouth! Put it in your chewers and prepare to taste delicious! To be far, the Barely Cool Boys™ made SLIGHTLY different versions of this perfect breakfast sandwich, but I digress. Want to make it at home? It's quick and easy! AND TASTY! Grab some eggs, throw them in a pan, grab some bagels, some cheese, some spinach, and maybe a spread or two! Wow you really are a bonafide Gordon Ramsay! Or Bobby Flay! (Or Matty Matheson for all of our Canadian fans! *wink*) Try this recipe for yourself!

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I sure hope Ben doesn't go to JAIL. He's a big part of our country's deficit. He's accountable for the loss of $2000 into the ether. Where could it have gone? Did he steal money from the government? Hard to say. He says no, but I'm not sure if I'm convinced. But hopefully he doesn't end up in prison. That would REALLY put a hit on this podcast.

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Does your favourite NHL hockey team just never seem to get their man advantage going? Are you tired of the joyous feeling of seeing the official's hand swinging high into the air immediately followed by the dread of your team's inefficient play? Well dread no more. Introducing the PowerPlay Office! Put the days of poor power play percentage behind you! With PowerPlay Office your team will never fail to score on the power play ever again, most of the time! Sure you might miss your son's soccer game or your wife's PhD graduation, who doesn't from time to time! It's all worth it in pursuit of that sweet sweet feeling of playoff success! With PowerPlay Office, you will never feel disappointed again! It works all the time most of the time, guaranteed! Call now!

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The New Era is here! Mark Carney is your Prime Minister. The bad man Trudeau is finally vanquished (gone). Let's go over the stats. Incredible popular vote percentage for both the Liberals and Conservatives. Devastating lows for the New Democrat Party and friends. The people of Quebec thinking outside their province for once (who needs French right? Certainly not our Prime Minister). And one tiny little green blip. Mrs. May, you continue to be our little sweetheart. Will Maxime Bernier rise out of the ashes like an eyepatched villain in a bad soap opera (eggs and milk in hand)? What a turnout, what a rush, but crazier things have happened in this funny little up north country we call home. Tune in next season to see what happens to this crazy scene we call government!

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Ridly Grieg #1 UNDESRIABLE!!! Reward of free mini putt (limit 1 round per person) for successful capture. Let's all bring this troublemaker to justice! Also the Toronto Maple Leafs are winning it all baby! Road to the cup starts here with the Barely Cool Podcast!

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Is this the WORST movie of 2025!? Not according to Mr. Prime (Amazon...that is). It's number 4 in Canada! At least it was when we recorded this. Survive, directed by Frédéric Jardin, is 2025's BIGGEST STINKER. Starring Émilie Dequenne and Andreas Pietschmann, Survive is movie about the ocean disappearing and having to fend off hungry aquatic wildlife...sort of. It's mostly about a bunch of other crap. Did you know that the last time the earth changed polarity was 700,000 years ago? Anywho...time to give Bezos some cash and toss some popcorn in the microwave, your two best friends are inviting you to cozy up for movie night! See you there (and by there I mean right here).

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