Do you enjoy eating handfuls of dry dog food? How about lauding the many uses of the humble yardstick? Do you ever forget taking high school biology with your podcast cohost, but remember trying to create a Prince Rupert's drop?

If you answered yes to any of these, reflect on the simple joys of life, or listen to this episode of the By Recommendation podcast!

This week's recommendation: Send a handwritten letter to someone you've never sent a letter to before!

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Do you enjoy emo boys and orphans? How about killing Tyranids with your Space Marine brothers? Do you ever remember an old commercial jingle and have no choice but to edit it into your podcast?

If you answered yes to any of these, remember to take your Adderall, or listen to this episode of the By Recommendation podcast!

This week's recommendation: Learn how to say "thank you" and "you're welcome" in an obscure language!

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Do you enjoy talking to robots about your stolen identity? How about fighting to the death over lentil chili? Do you ever dream of sending rude customers to the gulag?

If you answered yes to any of these, try to escape the dystopian realm you live in, or listen to this episode of the By Recommendation podcast!

This week's recommendation: Watch "Ice Merchants" by Joao Gonzalez - https://youtu.be/VUDXQUUKNEY?feature=shared

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Get your identity back: identitytheft.gov

Do you enjoy crafting digital wares? How about reflecting on the nonlinear nature of time? Do you ever indulge so much in your favorite media that you no longer recognize yourself as a person?

If you answered yes to any of these, escape the matrix, or listen to this episode of the By Recommendation podcast!

This week's recommendation: Call a friend you haven't talked to in a while!

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Double digits! We made it and we're so very exhausted!

Do you enjoy street-style folf? How about making Hallmark cards, possibly for the KGB? Do you ever fail to complete a very simple recommendation and have to live with that guilt for the rest of your life?

If you answered yes to any of these, watch your back, or listen to this episode of the By Recommendation podcast!

This week's recommendation: Make a paper crane. Go on, do it. It's easy.

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Do you enjoy eating paint? How about getting lost at sea? Do you ever tell your friend Chris to skip to minute 20:23.5 for a very special roast?

If you answered yes to any of these, have some self respect, or listen to this episode of the By Recommendation podcast!

This week's recommendation: Try a new flavor of ice cream (or sorbet, or whatever won't make you ill).

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Do you enjoy manipulative demigods? How about naked, headless mannequins? Do you ever buy a figurine of your favorite waifu to save her from a terrible fate?

If you answered yes to any of these, get a membership at Hot Topic, or listen to this episode of the By Recommendation podcast!

This week's recommendation: "Big Jilm" by Ween https://open.spotify.com/track/6ef1r87ttW4zEmbYTTODrF?si=2f13152d9c5d4d0c

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Do you enjoy clickbait titles? How about ultra-rare Hatsune Miku merch? Have you ever [redacted for spoilers]?

If you answered yes to any of these, start an exclusive Patreon account, or listen to this episode of the By Recommendation podcast!

"LAND OF THE LUSTROUS" SPOILERS: 1:05 to 18:05

This week's recommendation: make a wholesome meme. Something real nice. If you'd like, you can even send it to us at byrecommendationpodcast@gmail.com.

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