The star of this week’s award-winning podcast has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
The protagonist on this nationally acclaimed ear organism of an episode has squared off against both the Avengers and the Fantastic Four…
Gojira, Kaiju, the king of the monsters, gorilla whale, big mother sticker with much junk in the truck…
Whatever you want to call him (*oh shoot) (*he/she/it/plant/Mars Bar/artificial limb…fook knows what the correct pro-noun is currently), one thing we can all agree on…Godzilla takes shits bigger than Kane’s nose…Sorry bro. Cheap shot.
This week it is James’s choice, and he has picked the 90’s cartoon; ‘Godzilla: The Series’. This pretty much picks up where the 90’s film finished off.
James did a James this week and we all watched different episodes of the series. Some of us watched, ‘An Early Frost’ and some of us reviewed ‘Web Site’. We are as well prepared as Godzilla doing a Dr. Pepper advert. You read that correctly.
I’ve got a few words to play with so I’m doing it…: Godzilla was originally going to be a giant, mutated octopus called Dan. Godzilla is a cross between a Tyrannosaurus, an Iguanodon, a Stegosaurus, and alligator and Dale Winton. Facts.
Whilst I am at it, palaeontologist Mike P Taylor, claims that the limb cartilage in a Godzilla-sized animal would be crushed “like over-ripe watermelons” by its own body weight and therefor the G-man could never exist. Fuck you, Mike. I bet the P stands for twat.
Have a listen to the pod for the usual bollocks, ‘would you rather’, ‘would I lie to you’ and all that other jazz.
If you like a professional podcast, I wouldn’t bother with this. If you don’t care about quality but love a ‘little person’ joke, then pull up a chair.