In Old News Nonsense Vol. 10, we’re starting things off with a honking good story: the wandering goose of Ocean Pines, who met an untimely, yet somehow expected fate after terrorizing an entire neighborhood. This ornery goose had the whole community on edge, and it seems that Friday the 13th was the last straw.

Next, we delve into a mystery worthy of a feathered detective: a birdnapping heist at Tropic Gardens Zoo. From baby parakeets to beloved Chicken George himself, it’s a tale of squawks, scandal, and a $500 reward for any information about this fowl felony.

In the world of pigeons, not all birds are created equal — at least, not according to Atlantic City’s National Pigeon Association. Pigeon enthusiasts are here to defend their pristine pets against the reputation set by the boardwalk’s less-than-elegant “street pigeons.” It’s a battle of clout in the pigeon community, and these feathered aristocrats are not letting any peanut-pilfering street birds tarnish their good name.

Now, hold your breath for Nebraska’s first crow-bombing in 27 years, where the skies cleared in a cacophony of cawing chaos as 5,000 unlucky crows met their explosive end. It was a coordinated operation of dynamite and primacord — all to rid Litchfield of its most unwanted feathered guests.

Just when you think we’re grounded, we get swept up in the excitement of a runaway horse on Penn Avenue. This rogue equine took to the streets, crashing into wagons, evading capture, and eventually being halted by a brave bystander, Jacob Rott, who heroically held on despite being dragged 100 feet.

Next, we pay our respects (or not) with an obituary for Kathleen Dehmlow, whose family spared no words in detailing her legacy — or rather, lack thereof. Sometimes, history is best remembered honestly, and for the Dehmlow family, that meant letting the world know exactly why they felt the world was better off without her.

We switch gears with the Purina Cat Chow Calendar Contest, where your feline friend could claw their way to $25,000 and a shot at calendar stardom. Last year’s winner set the standard, and now it’s your cat’s turn to chow down, pose up, and possibly become America’s next top cat.

Finally, we’ll wrap things up with the oddly named music group Zoom, Schwartz, and Profigliano. Named after a Milwaukee drinking game, this ensemble’s name may have raised eyebrows, but it’s their unique sound that’s got audiences talking. With a blend of harmonies, bossa nova, and calypso influences, they’re ready to shoot for the stars — and maybe even the pinnacle of show business, if their confidence is anything to go by.

So tune in to Old News Nonsense Vol. 10 for a ride through stories that are anything but dull, and prepare to be amused by the oddities of old headlines.

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In this episode of Chambers of the Occult, Kai starts us off by delving into the heartbreaking true crime case of Sylvia Likens, a young girl whose life was cut short by unimaginable cruelty at the hands of those meant to protect her. Kai explores the disturbing details of this tragic story, uncovering the abuse and injustice Sylvia faced.

J follows up by taking us across the pond to delve into the lore of the Highgate Vampire. This infamous tale of a shadowy figure haunting a London graveyard in the 1970s captivated the public's imagination, with sightings of a vampiric entity sparking fear and supernatural intrigue.

Join us as we share these tales of tortured souls and graveyard terror, blending true crime and the paranormal into one haunting episode.

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In this hilarious volume of Old News Nonsense, we kick things off with a cheeky Halloween poem to set the tone for some old-timey absurdity. First up, we watch a ghost ship sink—because even the afterlife has navigational issues.

Then, we get a listener update on the wild witch-woman who terrorized Los Angeles, adding some spicy twists to the already bizarre tale. We'll swing by a winged monkey statue's triumphant return to Emerald City, followed by a sweet saga of spilled honey that left highway drivers literally in a sticky situation.

Things take a ridiculous turn as we revisit the story of a couple who traded their baby for a lorry, proving that you really can trade anything if you're bold enough. From there, we jump into the pig-mania that took over Cincinnati, where the phrase “when pigs fly” was suddenly more fact than fiction.

We'll look back at some epic Halloween pranks gone way too far, leaving behind grumpy neighbors and smashed décor. And to wrap things up, we dive into the slippery world of illegal reptiles—because who doesn’t love a story involving snakes sneaking their way into U.S. zoos?

Perfect for when you need a break from the serious stuff, Old News Nonsense delivers history’s most laughable moments, one absurd story at a time!

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Buckle up, listeners, because this episode is taking you on a wild ride from reckless thrills to chilling encounters! First, Alexis takes us straight into the chaos of Action Park – the amusement park where the only thing scarier than the rides was the safety record. Brace yourself for stories of adrenaline, danger, and a park that pushed the limits of fun... and sanity.

Next, Kai leads the way into the haunting halls of the Waverly Hills Sanatorium, where spooks, specters, and spine-tingling tales await. The sanatorium’s eerie history and ghostly inhabitants have left their mark, and we're diving into the shadows to uncover the mysteries that linger in this infamous haunt.

And to wrap things up, J takes the stage to explore one of the most daring art heists in U.S. history – a theft so mysterious, it’s left both investigators and art lovers scratching their heads to this day.

With disembodied voices joining the fun, you won’t want to miss this episode filled with thrills, chills, and a touch of the otherworldly. Tune in, and hold on tight!

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In this episode of Old News Nonsense, we’ve got a wild mix of headlines that are too ridiculous to believe but too funny to ignore!

We’ve got a hippo causing chaos on a porch at 3 A.M., two goofy men in bonnets bumbling through a western spoof in Silly Billies, and a fearless rhino wrangler tackling his unusual job.
We’ll also chase down two runaway hippos in Texas, attend the kooky Boofari Ball with Halloween fun galore, and witness a 250-pound gal out-sprint a detective.
If that’s not enough, we’ve got Herman the hippo swimming 15 miles for love and the terrifying 12-Legged Man-Eater ready to haunt your dreams.

It’s all ridiculous, hilarious, and strangely heartwarming in this episode of Old News Nonsense

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In this episode of Chambers of the Occult, we explore three stories filled with deception, hauntings, and strange disasters. First, Kai delves into the disturbing case of The Harper Family Murders, also known as the Vincent Brothers Case, which took place in Bakersfield, California. This tragic story involves a shocking crime where a father was convicted of murdering his wife, mother-in-law, and three young children. We’ll uncover the dark details of the case that rattled the community and left a chilling mark on those who followed the trial.

Next, J leads us to Preston Castle in Ione, California, where the historic reform school for troubled boys is said to be haunted by restless spirits. J will unravel the grim history of this imposing structure, from mysterious deaths to ghostly encounters, and why it remains one of California’s most notorious haunted locations.

Lastly, Alexis lightens the mood with the bizarre yet unforgettable tale of the Balloonfest 1986 in Cleveland, Ohio. What was meant to be a cheerful, world-record-breaking balloon release ended in chaos as 1.5 million balloons caused havoc across the city. Alexis will explore how this festive event spiraled into a surreal disaster with consequences no one could have foreseen.

Join us as we uncover the grim, the ghostly, and the downright bizarre in this episode packed with murder, hauntings, and mayhem. You won’t want to miss it!

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Get ready for another wild ride of Old News Nonsense Vol. 7, where we explore some of the quirkiest, funniest, and downright bizarre news clippings from the past! First up, we meet the newly crowned Corn Queen, Kathy Studinski, who ruled over the Loyal Corn Festival with tractor pulls and parades. But things take a strange turn when we uncover the story of a 15-year-old girl who drove seven people insane with her Ouija board seances—seriously spooky stuff!

As if that wasn’t enough, we dive into a handbook of excuses for being late to work (because who doesn't need some creative inspiration there?). Then, we shift to an unexpected beach showdown, where two dolphins take on a shark in a fight for the ages—spoiler alert: the dolphins win! Oh, and New York was saved by none other than Sally Rand, who put on some pants to spare the city’s moral fabric.

But it doesn’t stop there. We also have a story about a cat named Prune destined to be the father of a new breed of hairless cats, a "witch woman" terrorizing children, and the epic frog-jumping contest where a frog named Godzilla hops to fame. It’s the kind of old news you won’t believe, but you’ll love hearing about!

Join us for this volume of Old News Nonsense, where history is stranger, funnier, and more entertaining than you ever imagined! This isn't the history taught in school—but it’s the kind you won’t want to miss!

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Gather 'round the fire, listeners, as we celebrate the unluckiest day of the year with bone-chilling tales to send shivers down your spine! In this special bonus episode of Chambers of the Occult, we’re serving up eerie campfire stories perfect for Friday the 13th.

From ghosts lurking in cornfields, spouses acting strange, and the terrifying whispers of the Sandman, to being so starving you'd eat anything—prepare for a night of spine-tingling terror. Just don’t forget to keep the lights on!

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