Hello Dubaiiii. Welcome to the Shahs of Sunset edition of CTN, where we clock how everyone and their mother is going Habibi for a view and a coin henny. Dump went on a tour to the Middle East, snagging coins, views, and planes. Elonka, feeling left out and debunked by shareholders, is making deals with Saudi Arabia, uploading his Starlink mess into their server. Their Minister of Communications and IT, Adullah Alswaha, will do ANYTHING for a PayPal dusty view or coin. David Saggs and Marc Andreessen go busted for views on podcasts and group chats. Piers Morgan is inviting every single fugly on the internet to appear on his show, we clock Lily Gaddis, Ye + Sneako, and more of the busted guests he milks for clicks. And Ethan Klein is going feral over Hasan Piker, who called his wife BUSTED for international criminal views.

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Miss Bonnie Blue recently set a record for being the most ranthru person on planet earth, clocking over 1k guys in 12 hours. She can't help but be anything8views on social media and even on local news shows. South African PayPal Dusties and other billionaire friends are lining up to Bonnie Blue all of us. Peter Thiel finally gets the clocking he deserves on this show, along with his other South African besties. Dump's tariff debacle has caused him to lose support from his stans Bill Ackman, Ben Shapiro and Dave Portnoy. Dave can't help but keep crying about his crashing portfolio on X, making him regret riding the Dump train. And of course, there's Elonka Musk who is now exiting the Dump admin, leaving his legacy of the two most ranthru months in recent government history. He clashes with Peter Navarro on tariff policy and also streamed Path of Exile 2 on X, where he got cyberbullied to oblivion. Listen in for a clockable update on the state of zoyziety.

Sorry it's been a minute gworls, we're excited to return with a thick episode filled with hilarious takes on the top stories of our busted nation. Elonka has been getting clocked, from White House meetings to Tesla dealerships nationwide. His musty outfits and behavior have been having real world consequences, we investigate how he's trying to clean up his act. JD Vance has also been getting blown out all over the internet, with edits of his face flooding our feeds following a testy meeting with Zelenskyy. The media landscape has been negative for views with the pundits these days, we clock how Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy is now a regular fixture on Fox Business. CEO of JP Morgan, Jamie Dimon, has become work from home's biggest opp, saying it ruins business and should be abolished. Meanwhile, he thinks DOGE and Elonka is Einstein-level behavior...okay goya. And of course, we can't forget to dip into the Nunuverse for some Ash Trevino and Jefa tea updates. Miss Jefa attempted to host a meet and greet "with chips for the exclusives." All of this AND so much more. Enjoy!