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This episode includes the Hooah Pacino.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph pick out the worst movies in a franchise.

What's up Doc?
Jason is triggered again when Madam Webb is brought up.
The boys give their best movie advice on how to survive an atomic bomb.
It was a new, new hope.
The Avengers: The Rise of Chat GPT.
You can't do it right without Cousin Eddie.
You can't put nipples on the bat suit.
Jaws 4 has it all, including a terrible Jamaican accent.

Which movie made Sylvester Stallone want to kill off his iconic character?
Which movie was an embarrassment for the studio that made Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo?

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This episode was 47 years old when recorded.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of best island movies.

Arnold Palmer. Who knew?
Jim is still upset about the broken promise of a Gilligan Island movie.
Before Propecia, you just needed Crisco.
We have dinosaurs. We can win this.
Blue Lagoon - a perfect Daddy-Daughter movie?
Someone get these MF'n sharks off this MF'n island!
Jason talks about losing his "virgin things" while watching King Kong.
Welcome to the Empire of the Ants.

What sexploitative movie makes for a great Daddy-Daughter movie night?
What movie was just an ad for Fed Ex, volleyballs, Jeeps, and Swiss Army knives?

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This episode wears a ridiculous beard for Halloween.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph treat you to some of their favorite movies they watch after passing out candy.

Fidelio.
Your mother sews socks that smell.
Joseph explains why he gets so thirsty when watching a good possession scene.
Jim has a strict policy of waiting for prequels before watching any movie series.
Jason confesses the secret of his twenty-five-year marriage started with a cruel joke involving twigs.
You can't win! The ghost is too strong!
Jim Kovacik does his one-man performance of Burnt Offerings.
Psycho II, who knew?
Joseph can't read, Jason can't hear, and regardless of what he says, Jim likes zombie movies.


What is more scary than taking your homecoming date to Denny's?
Which B-List Universal Monster was the "Willie Mays" of Jim's trading cards collection?



Yep

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This episode points and laughs.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph provide tricks and treats for their Halloween special.

Jim and Joseph challenge the belief that enough can't be said about Paul Lynde.
Jim provides his life hack for reusing Halloween costumes.
There is nothing that says, "Halloween" like William Shatner giving a play-by-play analysis of a failed seance stunt.
It's the "Arby's" of Jim's choices for scary movies.
Jason is still trying to figure out what the hell David S. Pumpkins was about.
I got a rock ... which is better than having a broken TV set.
Felony or Treat?



Which Rock-n-Roller was offended by Jim's recommendation of movie remakes?
Why would Jason make a terrible wedding planner?

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This episode is the October surprise.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph stop the steal and "democratically" elect their choices for the best political movies.

• Joseph selects an 80s movie that is so long, it is still playing today.
• Jefferson Starship and Kevin Costner make one heck of a political thriller.
• "No joke! I'm being serious right now. And another thing."
• Jim revises history and talks about how Lincoln would drink your milkshake.
• President Vincent Barbarino?
• RULE 203: The authenticity of a historical movie all comes down to the McDonald's bag.
• "Frustrated Jason" implores Jim to see some of his picks. "No joke!"

Which of Jim's impressions becomes a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma?

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This episode cannot decide if it is a riff or a lick.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph take on the impossible task of listing the best opening rock and roll "guitar parts" of all time.

Jim's guitar riff impressions are almost as good as his Charles Grodin impressions.
Joseph likes to think of himself as the "historian" of the group, inaccuracies and all.
Jason reminisces about his performance playing an Atari guitar for a talent show.
We were Grunge before Grunge.
We still don't know our E chord from a G chord.
The riff was used to introduce Windows 95, so you know it's good.
This is what a feminist sounds like.
Starship Heart

What famous opening riff did Jason decide could be skipped for his middle performance?
What famous riff had Charlie Watts screaming at Keith to shut up?

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This episode doesn't know its E chord from a G chord.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph critique some of the worst acting performances by non-actors.

Jason laments over his broken guitar. Just wrong.
Jim recounts the day Mariah Carey begged him to play her music.
It's like Showgirls without the nudity.
Joseph blasphemes the acting performances in A Hard Day's Night.
So much makeup- So many Brooklyn accents.
Thanks a lot, Simon Cowell.
Jim and Jason take on the Swiftees and Beyhive with their selections.
This time basketball's gonna be different.

Which singer gets a Lifetime Achievement award for bad acting?
Which singer may have gotten a black eye for his terrible acting performance?

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This episode weaponizes Morgan Freeman impressions.

Joseph finally gets his apologies from Jason and Jim for wrongfully being accused of being tardy to the shows.
Jason confuses serial killing with comedy.
Jim admits his penchant for women in bondage
Joseph shares his lessons learned about prison bathroom etiquette.
What!... I'll be 180 years old when I get out!

What does Pappion mean? Hint: It's not a terrible idea about a clown in a concentration camp?

Note from Editor: Jim is solely responsible for introducing and supporting the nomination of "THE BIG DOLLHOUSE" to this week's list. All complaints should be addressed to him.