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How bad can Special Effects be? Pretty Bad!

On this episode, the 'bots give you some prime examples...find out...

How you can rob some one with a cheap looking laser and the George "Goober" Lindsey connection...

How terrible CGI turned a beloved sitcom character into a cross-eyed mess...

How "Madame Web" made Jason's list (again)...

Which Best Picture featured an epic Tiger fail...

Why Yaphet Kotto's James Bond bad guy was turned into a balloon...

Which Star Wars character Han Solo could walk through...

Which 0% Rotten Tomatoes movie should have stayed in the garbage...and more!

It's the top five bad special effects from movies and tv on Episode #231 of Crispy Coated Robots!

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Hey you! Yeah you! Don't be a Bozo!

Check out the Crispy Coated Robots episode on Best Clowns in Movies and TV!

You'll find out...

Which clown Richie Cunningham saw naked...

Why Jason prefers clowns that smoke...

Which magician's clown name was also slang for urination...

Why Joseph chose to nominate a controversial Doork...

Why Jim loves Jerry's worst/best movie...

How "TV Magic Cards" got so popular in the 70's...

Why Willard Scott wore a paper cup on his nose...

And much, much more!

Which buffoons will make the top five list for the future?! Listen in for some serious clown talk with CCR!

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This episode is sexy and nothing but trouble.

Jim, Jason, and Joseph fall for some of the best femme fatales in movies.

Newman was never the same again.
Jason's Henny Youngman impression will not be ignored.
Be careful of the sexy androids.
A bullwhip, meow!
Jason secures his position as the number one Madame Webb fan.
Jim and Joseph debate over the most offensive "Bond Girl" names.

Which actor makes Casey Affleck look smart.
Before flubber and his three sons, which femme fatale did Fred McMurry have to worry about?

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This episode is the most 70s episode ever made.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph roll out the best skating scenes in movies and television.

Hell Toupee, the best supergroup that never was.
GFD - a bad idea fully realized.
Nearly 45 years later and rollerball is closer to being an Olympic event than roller skating.
10 minutes for 10 bucks.
Roller Skates + Cocaine = Xanadu
The Warriors come out to play and skate to the disco version of "Under My Thumb".
Heaven's Gate Ad: Give us 3 hours and a chance.
(B-listers + old timers + cocaine + skating) - Erik Estrada singing "Celebration" = CHiPs Roller Disco extravaganza.

Would you like a schmoke and a pancake?
Who forgot the flowers and why did it make such a funny movie ending?

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This episode has some fatherly advice! Jason, Jim, and Joseph celebrate some of the greatest dads in TV history.

• Joseph's Dad still has great advice to share and memorable quotes that Jim can't forget.
• Jim's Tom Bosley impression is pure Hollywood magic.
• Jason hedges his bets again to make sure his favorite sitcom gets on the list.
• Daddy, Daughter Day: An awkward parental rite of passage.
• "Serenity Now!"
• Cliff Huxtable should have been on the list. (Do you remember Sondra? )
• What TV Dad scarred Jason from using a razor as a boy?

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This episode is a little lonely and bitter.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph reminisce about movies featuring old people.

Jason sells out and goes corporate rock.
Joseph is mocked yet again for his predilection of foreign films.
Jim still hasn't seen more than one Star Trek movie.
F.U. is not always a bad way to leave a message
Joseph and Jim convince Jason that his own selection is a good choice.
Jim enjoys his erotica at a high altitude.

Which iconic western star ended his career on a coin operated horse ride?
What actor is cast as being "old" who is nearly the same age as the bots?

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This episode nearly bares it all.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph strip down the lists to the top five best underwear scenes.

In space no one can hear you scream in your low-cut space panties.
The physics of hiding a gun in panties is just not possible.
The memorable moment of seeing pink polka dot panties for the first time.
Jason tries to convince Jim to watch another Star Trek film.
Joseph likes train.
The boys almost get away with this episode without sounding creepy.

Lose your pants or lose your life?
Why does Jason avoid standing body of water?