We say hello to new Timberwolves and goodbye to those who have departed. We also draft past and present timberwolves into our favorite fandom shows and movies

Hello hotties. We talk about the draft. We talk about the Lynx. We talk about where Cheryl stands all time in all time GM and Coach rankings. We review our over/unders from before the season. What an episode

COLE ALDRICH IS AN OFFICIAL SACWNPYEPAE AWARD WINNER!!!!!!

TEAMS DOWN 3-0 IN THE CONFERENCE FINALS ARE 0-155. UNTIL THIS YEAR. IT WAS WRITTEN. IF YOUR NAME IS ABE AND YOUR "WRITE" FOR SB NATION YOU BETTER HOPE I DON'T FIND YOU DRIVING RECKLESSLY IN A RESIDENTIAL AREA CUZ BOY HOWDY YOU'RE GONNA REGRET IT

The best time to release a series preview podcast is last night at 10pm when we finished recording this. The second best time is now, 2:16pm the day of the game. The gentlemen break down the advantages of both teams and predict where the series nets out (spoiler: we predict what you're predicting too). Jordan has wifi issues. He's moving into his new house next week so that won't be a problem much longer. We also memorialize the Denver Nuggets cuz they're dead. Love you. Suck it, DNVR. Cole Aldrich: come on the pod ya weirdo

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THE TIMBERWOLVES BEAT THE NUGGETS BY 45 POINTS! ANT WAS INSANE! JADEN WAS THE MVP! KAT IS THE JOKIC STOPPER! RUDY IS RUDY! MIKE CONLEY IS BACK!

Guys, the Minnesota Timberwolves may very well win an NBA Championship this year.