Rob’s sacked off social media, but now he’s obsessed with buyin’ trunks on Vinted. His wife has had enough!

Wingman and Rach have loads of shoes but Rob has just one pair and believes it makes the stress of life so much easier.

And apparently, in the future we’ll all own nowt but still be happy. Everything’ll be rented; washers, sofas, even your telly. But no one’s rentin’ buckets… so we’re gettin’ in early. Fancy renting our Decommissioned Bucket? apply here: contact@decommissioned.co.uk

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On this episode Rach has gone and applied for yet another job – this time walkin’ dogs. Could you pick up a dog’s poo that’s not even yours?

Rob once went for a job at Sky Digital but didn’t get it 'cos of his dodgy ladder technique. He’s not been right with ladders since.

Do foreigners tut, or is that just us Brits? When’s the last time you tutted, Wingman’s tut is proper pathetic.

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Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying. Music by Hywel Evans.

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In this one – Rach applies for a job as a postman, but the job hunt rolls on…

Most people stick to the council path, but who prefers a cheeky cut-through? Can you claim starting a cut through?

We’ve come up with a brand-new Netflix show, but warning: you’ll never look at your neighbour the same again!!

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Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying. Music by Hywel Evans.

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After nearly two decades of never spending more than two weeks apart, the team are finally reunited following the sacking.

Who’s been the most emotional? Has anyone landed a job yet? And who’s head apparently smells like arse?

Oh — and is Rachel actually selling her knickers?

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Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying. Music by Hywel Evans.

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