Everything is a recession indicator at this point... This economy is rough so we have to be creative in these streets. Dean comes up with a brilliant plan to make Emily a surrogate… The payout may be as questionable as the status of her womb, but hey, it’s worth a shot! And if that wasn’t deranged enough, we also discuss kinks, salmon sperm skin care, and Emily’s IUD.

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It’s lucky number 13 on our podcast but guess who wasn’t feeling lucky this week?! Emily was down with the post festival blues, but Dean came to the rescue and saved the day. If there's anything we’ve learned, it’s that your tribe will never let you down, unlike these men in the streets!

This week we talk about checking in with your people, having high standards in dating, creating healthy boundaries with men, and working through hard times in relationships. Plus Emily opens up about her post breakup glow up and lessons learned along the way, and Dean dishes on how having secure relationships are important because your body will make sure you KNOW you’re in something that isn’t right–aka bigging your back, breaking you out, and causing rashes.

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Dean and Emily took the desert by storm during Coachella and no one was safe from their chaos! Dean is barely surviving from Coachella weekend 2 and Emily is going on weekend 3… STAGECOACH?! They spill the tea on the dusty battleground of Coachella and the resulting voice woes to unexpected encounters and a deep dive into Y2K nostalgia fueled by old-school cameras.

They’re recounting festival highlights, including stand-out performances from the Lady Gaga, Charlie xcx, Ed Sheeran and Megan Thee Stallion + more. They could barely speak let alone having walked 120,000 STEPS!!!

Beyond the music and mosh pits, Dean and Emily danced on stage, had some random flings and these two were on the loose and ready to HAVE A GOOD TIME…

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They tried to make Emily go to rehab and she said…. Don’t twist my arm! From bender burn outs, to crashing out from men, we’re heavily considering checking into some much needed detox. This week we get deep as Dean dishes on his journey into self healing and his experiences in rehab. Meanwhile, Emily has yet to heal and is reminiscing on her college glory days and her usage of diet pills. Plus we read Reddit, yet again, to rationalize our insane lives and have officially built a graveyard for the people who have ghosted us.

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STI’s oh my! Girly pop WELCOME to part 2. This week Emily takes us back to s*x ed where she spills the tea on all things below the belt and reminds us why it’s important to get tested! Dean is GAGGED from the statistics and honey… you will be too! Plus we discuss how to keep yourself safe and blow the lid on the states with the worst STI and pregnancy rates.

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Class is in session girly pop! This week, Emily has her teaching glasses on to school us all on the current state of the Union. Luckily she’s done her homework, so you don't have to, and she is more than willing to INFORM y’all! Dean is gagged over the government and Emily is spiraling out because of the CDC being gutted, but have no fear, we are locked in babes! Plus we pay tribute to Ryan White’s legacy, and dish the tea on presidents turned movie stars and MESSY political love triangles. Thanks for listening and make sure to stay tuned for PART 2!!

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Girly Pop, we’ve scoured Reddit to find piping hot tea and trust us… these streets are not ok! With all this chaos we’re asking ourselves, does anyone have shame anymore?! Dean fears he may be geriatric at heart and Emily is wondering how young is too young to date?! Plus we dish on men with midlife crises, nursing home naughtiness, and why we need to cancel ourselves for romanticizing people and being Hurricane Level Crazy.

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March Madness Sadness is here and we feel INSANE. So much so, we’ve created a Hunger Games inspired “Survival of the Fittest” bracket. Dean is shaking and about to call on his ancestors to guide him through this mess. Plus we dish on friendship grievances, white culture being lackluster, and not taking our own damn advice, yet again. It’s called March MADNESS for a reason.

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