Back in the sewers again

Down where the Kolbods are dead

Where big crocodiles feed

On this daring group of three

Back in the sewers again

In order to save the city, the group must rush away and the best path is through the sewers. Boy do I wish I could have been there and heard Bertram’s grumbles. Adam calls upon some animal friends though, which helps them through. The group finds an apothecary, a very “useful” shop for restocking on their supplies. With the help of Dirk’s laser focus and Mage-Hand-eye-coordination, they are able to sneak in.

Bertram tries to encourage the group to take some initiative (roll some initiative?) and face these events head-on. We all know he’s a persuasive gent, but will he be able to convince them? That’s not the biggest dilemma of the episode though. No no no, that belongs to a 15ft gap that they must traverse to continue. Will they be able to work together and find a way across, or will overthinking leave them dead at the bottom of the pit?

Join us in this episode of Dice Heist: a Role Playing Game actual play podcast.

Be on the lookout for a new episode every other Thursday evening and stay up-to-date by following us on Twitter @dice_heist. A special “thank you” to BattleBards.com for the background music and sound effects for the show, and Nick Kocher for our Intro and outro “Something For Now.”

Have any questions? Email us at diceheistpodcast@gmail.com.

If you would like to support us, check out patreon.com/diceheist where we have tiers for every budget with some incredible perks every month, including Exclusive Music, Battle-maps, Heist House our after show were we chat about our thoughts on the show, and our many One-shot Mini series featuring new players, new DMs, New Characters, New Worlds, and sometimes even new Games entirely.

“Something For Now” by Nick Kocher

“Nature Claimed Ruins - Hallowed Grounds” by Marc Cholette from battlebards.com

“Easy Going Tavern - Swinging Door Pub with Fey” by Andrii Mardanov from battlebards.com

“Tavern Owner - Varied Greeting Clip 2” by Howard Ellison from battlebards.com

“Draconic - Dragonkin Applauds” by Kyle McCarley from battlebards.com

“Dragon Mage - On Ground - Slaughters Hand to Hand” by Olivier Girardot from battlebards.com

“Fireball Spell” by Daniel Warneke from battlebards.com

“They are Searching” by Josh Dame

“Sewers - Active Sewer” by Marco Imperatori from battlebards.com

As if things were not getting dire enough, Dirk finds himself regretting not taking down that Delivery Drone when he had the chance. When will he learn that you should just TAKE OUT THE BAD GUYS when you can? I mean, what was the good in not taking it out? Nothing? Exactly…

Anyways! Bertram casts Bardic Inspiration, but will it actually be useful or will Adam and Dirk succeed without ever needing it… Again. Man, if I had a nickel for how many times that’s happened, I may have two nickels. Not a lot, but it would sure be weird if it happened twice.

Adam appears to be in the worse situation of them all. Bruised, bloody, and nearly falling through into the building, will he prevail? The good news is that reinforcements are coming. But, the bad news is that they need to finish off the remaining Automotons and escape before they’re outnumbered. Will they make it?

Join us in this episode of Dice Heist: a Role Playing Game actual play podcast.

Be on the lookout for a new episode every other Thursday evening and stay up-to-date by following us on Twitter @dice_heist. A special “thank you” to BattleBards.com for the background music and sound effects for the show, and Nick Kocher for our Intro and outro “Something For Now.”

Have any questions? Email us at diceheistpodcast@gmail.com.

If you would like to support us, check out patreon.com/diceheist where we have tiers for every budget with some incredible perks every month, including Exclusive Music, Battle-maps, Heist House our after show were we chat about our thoughts on the show, and our many One-shot Mini series featuring new players, new DMs, New Characters, New Worlds, and sometimes even new Games entirely.

“Something For Now” by Nick Kocher

“Nature Claimed Ruins - Hallowed Grounds” by Marc Cholette from battlebards.com

“Easy Going Tavern - Swinging Door Pub with Fey” by Andrii Mardanov from battlebards.com

“Tavern Owner - Varied Greeting Clip 2” by Howard Ellison from battlebards.com

“Draconic - Dragonkin Applauds” by Kyle McCarley from battlebards.com

“Dragon Mage - On Ground - Slaughters Hand to Hand” by Olivier Girardot from battlebards.com

“Fireball Spell” by Daniel Warneke from battlebards.com

“Prepare for Assimilation” by Josh Dame

“Sewers - Active Sewer” by Marco Imperatori from battlebards.com

Where were we? Ah yes, the pit of… Oops, nope not there. Here we are! Adam, Bertram, Dirk, and Fulcrum are doing their damnedest to make it out of this alive. Adam gives his gauntlet a go but, in its decrepit state, will it even work? Bertram stays invisible, ever the self-preserving type, and continues to waylay targets. That is, until he has a “better” idea. Though, in my humble opinion, being invisible in an automaton takeover would be ideal.

Dirk discovers a hidden power in his plasma blade at the most opportune time (and we’ll pretend that isn’t for the sake of good drama…). Will this new power be helpful when the vehicle gets hurtled toward a 50ft tall refinery? Or will it be the end of our investigators?

Do you hear dice rolling for new characters…?

Join us in this episode of Dice Heist: a D&D 5e actual play podcast.

Be on the lookout for a new episode every other Thursday evening and stay up-to-date by following us on Twitter @dice_heist. A special “thank you” to BattleBards.com for the background music and sound effects for the show, and Nick Kocher for our Intro and outro “Something For Now.”

Have any questions? Email us at diceheistpodcast@gmail.com.

If you would like to support us, check out patreon.com/diceheist where we have tiers for every budget with some incredible perks every month, including Exclusive Music, Battle-maps, Heist House our after show were we chat about our thoughts on the show, and our many One-shot Mini series featuring new players, new DMs, New Characters, New Worlds, and sometimes even new Games entirely.

“Something For Now” by Nick Kocher

“Nature Claimed Ruins - Hallowed Grounds” by Marc Cholette from battlebards.com

“Easy Going Tavern - Swinging Door Pub with Fey” by Andrii Mardanov from battlebards.com

“Tavern Owner - Varied Greeting Clip 2” by Howard Ellison from battlebards.com

“Draconic - Dragonkin Applauds” by Kyle McCarley from battlebards.com

“Dragon Mage - On Ground - Slaughters Hand to Hand” by Olivier Girardot from battlebards.com

“Fireball Spell” by Daniel Warneke from battlebards.com

“Robot Chase” By Josh Dame

Bronson as Fulcrum!

Na na na na na na na na Fulcrum! In his trusty Fulcrum-mobile, he does his best to drive the group to safety in another part of the city. The overworked and finally-sick-of-taking-shit automatons have a thing or two to say about that.

After the devastating encounter with the Deli-Slicer Bot, Adam's gauntlet is fading fast. Oh no! That's what makes Adam super powerful! Will he make it out before the power is completely gone?

Still invisible, Bertram is able to best his opponents. However, being invisible does absolutely nothing when there's a building falling down around you! And speaking of chaos… Dirk handles the turret on the Fulcrum-mobile with ease taking out any automatons in their path. Will the group find somewhere to gather their thoughts and come up with a plan?

Join us in this episode of Dice Heist: a D&D 5e actual play podcast.

Be on the lookout for a new episode every other Sunday and stay up-to-date by following us on Twitter @dice_heist. A special “thank you” to BattleBards.com for the background music and sound effects for our show and Nick Kocher for his song “Something For Now” used in our intro and outro.

Have any questions? Email us at diceheistpodcast@gmail.com.

If you would like to support us check out patreon.com/diceheist

“Something For Now” by Nick Kocher

“Nature Claimed Ruins - Hallowed Grounds” by Marc Cholette from battlebards.com

“Easy Going Tavern - Swinging Door Pub with Fey” by Andrii Mardanov from battlebards.com

“Tavern Owner - Varied Greeting Clip 2” by Howard Ellison from battlebards.com

“Draconic - Dragonkin Applauds” by Kyle McCarley from battlebards.com

“Dragon Mage - On Ground - Slaughters Hand to Hand” by Olivier Girardot from battlebards.com

“Fireball Spell” by Daniel Warneke from battlebards.com

“Robot Chase” by Josh Dame

What’s this? Two guests have appeared on Dice Heist for our very first Side Quest! Meet Julie and Erica, or rather, Prix Krixel (a Lizardfolk bard) and Rittith (a Bugbear barbarian).

If Prix and Rittith thought that this was any old orientation, they were sorely mistaken! It turns out that this academy not only tests their physical skills, but their efficiency by setting a time constraint on their orientation tasks. As the two work together, Prix has an unintentional out-of-body experience that gets, well, deep. (Get it?)

Through these trials and tribulations, the very dynamic duo finds their own strengths and weaknesses balance each other out. Rittith opens up to Prix, showing another side to her that many do not stick around long enough to see. And while it is all well and good that they are getting to know each other… TIME IS RUNNING OUT! Will they be able to finish orientation in time?

Join this all-women crew as they climb aboard the SS Dice Heist!

Dice Heist is a D&D 5e actual play podcast.

Be on the lookout for a new episode every other Sunday and stay up-to-date by following us on Twitter @dice_heist. A special “thank you” to BattleBards.com for the background music and sound effects for our show and Nick Kocher for his song “Something For Now” used in our intro and outro.

Have any questions? Email us at diceheistpodcast@gmail.com.

If you would like to support us check out patreon.com/diceheist

“Something For Now” by Nick Kocher

“Nature Claimed Ruins - Hallowed Grounds” by Marc Cholette from battlebards.com

“Easy Going Tavern - Swinging Door Pub with Fey” by Andrii Mardanov from battlebards.com

“Tavern Owner - Varied Greeting Clip 2” by Howard Ellison from battlebards.com

“Draconic - Dragonkin Applauds” by Kyle McCarley from battlebards.com

“Dragon Mage - On Ground - Slaughters Hand to Hand” by Olivier Girardot from battlebards.com

“Fireball Spell” by Daniel Warneke from battlebards.com

Automatons are detaining people all over the café! Amid the chaos, Fulcrum forces his way to the quad-motor to prepare the group’s getaway. Following behind, Dirk seems to have entered “the zone,” slicing his way out with electric fury. Bertram does what he can to avoid any conflict, going invisible and making his way out with a bit less gusto. He just has to hope the guys won’t leave him behind!

While the others are making their exit, Adam resorts to his ultra-speedy tactics. But, oh no!, they fail him as he is snagged by a Deli-Slicer Bot. Blades whirring a bit to close for comfort, will Adam be able to make it out unscathed?

Join us in this episode of Dice Heist: a D&D 5e actual play podcast.

Be on the lookout for a new episode every other Sunday and stay up-to-date by following us on Twitter @dice_heist. A special “thank you” to BattleBards.com for the background music and sound effects for our show and Nick Kocher for his song “Something For Now” used in our intro and outro.

Have any questions? Email us at diceheistpodcast@gmail.com.

If you would like to support us check out patreon.com/diceheist

“Something For Now” by Nick Kocher

“Nature Claimed Ruins - Hallowed Grounds” by Marc Cholette from battlebards.com

“Easy Going Tavern - Swinging Door Pub with Fey” by Andrii Mardanov from battlebards.com

“Tavern Owner - Varied Greeting Clip 2” by Howard Ellison from battlebards.com

“Draconic - Dragonkin Applauds” by Kyle McCarley from battlebards.com

“Dragon Mage - On Ground - Slaughters Hand to Hand” by Olivier Girardot from battlebards.com

“Fireball Spell” by Daniel Warneke from battlebards.com

“Prepare for Assimilation” by Josh Dame

Voice over for Fulcrum was provided by Bronson!

What a doozy! And, I truly hate to say this, technically Rumor is right about the facts. The intentions, however, is where she is mistaking our dear Adam for a menace. Adam finally hears back from Fulcrum, who will hopefully be able to give the trio some answers about who Rumor is. Adam, Bertram, and Dirk meet with Fulcrum in an Automaton Café where, um, they discuss the unlikelihood that Adam will come out of this with his reputation unscathed. (Did I put that the nicest way possible? Because what I really want to say is how irrefutably SCREWED he is…)

While they’re in the café, Adam becomes distracted as he thinks he sees someone from his past. Wait, no, it can’t be them… Just as he is trying to work out who they might be, because he just can’t put his finger on it, Fulcrum hears some disturbing news on the radio that could spell disaster for the city! The gang springs into action with Fulcrum at their side to see what’s the matter. I wonder… What could be going on now?!

Join us in this episode of Dice Heist: a D&D 5e actual play podcast.

Be on the lookout for a new episode every other Sunday and stay up-to-date by following us on Twitter @dice_heist. A special “thank you” to BattleBards.com for the background music and sound effects for our show and Nick Kocher for his song “Something For Now” used in our intro and outro.

Have any questions? Email us at diceheistpodcast@gmail.com.

If you would like to support us check out patreon.com/diceheist

“Something For Now” by Nick Kocher

“Nature Claimed Ruins - Hallowed Grounds” by Marc Cholette from battlebards.com

“Easy Going Tavern - Swinging Door Pub with Fey” by Andrii Mardanov from battlebards.com

“Tavern Owner - Varied Greeting Clip 2” by Howard Ellison from battlebards.com

“Draconic - Dragonkin Applauds” by Kyle McCarley from battlebards.com

“Dragon Mage - On Ground - Slaughters Hand to Hand” by Olivier Girardot from battlebards.com

“Fireball Spell” by Daniel Warneke from battlebards.com

“Restaurant” by Plate Mail Games from battlebards.com

“Robot Chase” by Josh Dame

“Coffee Machine - 1” by Samuel Gremaud from freesounds.org

“Electric Motor” by Jacob Steel from freesounds.org

“Ham Slicer” by Filipe Chagas from freesounds.org

“Moving Robot Parts” by Shannon A. Honiball from freesounds.org

“Robot Moves His Arm” by Audionauten from freesounds.org

“Robotic Voice 01” by LG from freesounds.org

“Robotic Voice” by The Hidden Voice from freesounds.org

“Easy Going Tavern - The Jolly Judge” by Maria Milewska from battlebards.com

Voice over for Fulcrum was provided by Bronson!