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  • Half-intine's Day Extravaganza Special (I Was A Little Kitty-Cat Boy, She was a Little British Girl)

    Half-intine's Day Extravaganza Special (I Was A Little Kitty-Cat Boy, She was a Little British Girl)
    2024/08/06

    It is Summer, I've got my hat on backwards, and it is time to fuckin' podcast. We're rolling HOT this week, with a bevy of pervert trash to turn into fun jokes. We tried, man. This week, we dragged our souls through harem anime swamps (The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You), mandatory kissy school (More Than A Married Couple, But Not Lovers), and "rom-com's" about "slave-owning" (An Arch-Demon's Dilemma: How to Love Your Elf Bride). Kalena makes an unexpected heel turn, and forces the Boy Division of Dot Plot to play a sinister round of... ISEKAI MAD LIBS! As always, the Dot Plot cast is seeking truth in Anime, and I am pretty sure we, like Icarus before us, flew way too close to the sickening Summer sun. Break a sweat with the Original Bad Folks of Anime-based Comedy/Commentary Improv.



    (There is a solid 15-20 minutes of cut material that I am going to fashion into a bonus-sode, so get emotionally horny for that to appear.)


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    1 時間 9 分
  • Computer is a Verb That Meat Boys Do! Franz Kafka Anime? These Perfect Race Horses Will Heal Our Nation! And MORE

    Computer is a Verb That Meat Boys Do! Franz Kafka Anime? These Perfect Race Horses Will Heal Our Nation! And MORE
    2024/07/27
    Whoo boy. We did it. We reported the news. It's anime season, and the anime bushes are heavy with the weight of such delectable and succulent fruits. We talk "Gene of AI," "Human Crazy/Bug University," "Lucifer and Biscuithammer," and "Dead Dead Demons DeDeDeDe(DeDeDeDeDe? How many fuggin 'De's are in this thing) Destruction." Buckle up. It's all heaters this week. All Killer. No Side Bits. Pure, uncut ascension. LET'S MAKE HISTORY.

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    1 時間 7 分
  • Dude Erot-omy?! (Cutesy Names for Sexual Acts) Herb Drag 5000!!

    Dude Erot-omy?! (Cutesy Names for Sexual Acts) Herb Drag 5000!!
    2024/06/30
    Full disclosure: there are 25 minutes of absolutely gut-busting conversation that I did not press record for, so get horned up to hear a bunch of callbacks to jokes that you suckers weren't in the room for! ASCEND. It's Dragon season baybeeeeeeeee. You know we can't resist a theme, and this one is a guaranteed HEATER (flame breath sounds). Before that, we dig deep on the most important question: What in God's name is Retro Crush? And what is City Hunter?! After that, we talk about "A Herbivorous Dragon of Five Thousand Years is Unfairly Villainized," and discover the forgotten truth about the bassist from Ace of Base. And what's this? A delectable morsel of "Dragon Goes House Hunting," it seems? We dip into the wonderful world of ISEKAI MAD LIBS once again. Will we get away clean, or will the stain of sin forever besmirch our souls? Either way, we wrap it up with "MONSTERS: 103 MERCIES DRAGON DAMNATION," a title so gosh darned good, it makes Quinn re-invent a Disney Channel Original Series. BEEP BOP BEEP BOP BEEP BOP BEEP BOP BEEP BOP

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    1 時間 19 分
  • Free Palestine and "unalive Wince WcWahon"

    Free Palestine and "unalive Wince WcWahon"
    2024/03/13
    BAAAAAACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIAIAIAAN. It's a very magical episode. Lots of anime-adjacent news right up top, including the untimely passing of Akira Toriyama (RIP Toriyama-sensei, AKA Goku's dad), WcDonald's WcNuggets, and Quinn's experience listening to a man on a boat explain One Piece. We talk about a couple shows, too. "MASHLE: Muscles and Magic" is first up, and we wish Quinn's thing was real, once again, for the only time this episode. We slink on down to "Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?!" and create our most franchisable character, fan-favorite mascot character, and our first direct request for FAN ART. PLEASE DRAW THIS FUCK IMP. We hit the old Isekai Madlib segment hard this week, and it hits back. Finally, Quinn does some of his worst work thus far by creating a very bad and boring show out of "The Wrong Way to Use Healing Magic," which he cannot cut from the episode, no matter how badly he wishes he could. We may have finally found our permanent "Thing we always say?!" This episode rules. Munch it.

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    1 時間 31 分
  • Two Mics, Three Mouths, Can't Lose! The Ani-Nanny-Grey's-Anato-Me?!?! BANGS.

    Two Mics, Three Mouths, Can't Lose! The Ani-Nanny-Grey's-Anato-Me?!?! BANGS.
    2024/02/12
    Don't call it a comeback. Dot Plot Season Three is unstoppable. It is easily delayed by illness and exacerbating circumstances, but WE NEVER STOP, and we certainly NEVER LOSE. It's all bangers this week on Dot Plot Ascension, with the exception of one kinda boring show. The UNwanTED UNDEAD ADvenTUrer? What's that even supposed to read like? Something goofy. Then we dip into the medical mystery surrounding how anglerfish do breeding, and how one confident sturgeon surgeon named Elise can lend a helping fin/hand in Surgeon Elise: The Royal Lady with the Lamp. Robert gets violently upset at the whole premise! It's fun. We give Isekai Mad Libs the old college try, and the results... may... astound you. Buckle in. We cap off the show with maybe the finest example of how to marry Top Gun, Gurren Lagann, and Pilot-Mecha Love Triangles with Brave Bang Brave Bravern! If you know of anime featuring corrective orthodontics (Braces, retainers, etc.) please let Quinn know.

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    1 時間 16 分
  • They're Daddies, AND they're buddies? Two Girls met WHERE?? TWO CAR?! (Isekai Mad Libs Returns)

    They're Daddies, AND they're buddies? Two Girls met WHERE?? TWO CAR?! (Isekai Mad Libs Returns)
    2024/01/22
    Viewer, it is so good to see you again. We brought the heat. We kept it spicy. We all were so loud it was difficult for Editing Quinn to remove each others' voices from their audio tracks. He did a mediocre job. 7/10 Editing Quinn, sorry for the bad sounds and echo and clipping! Regardless, this is Episode 3 of Season 3 of the Award-Winning anime improv comedy extravaganza known as Dot Plot Ascension. We hit up some Daddies and Buddies, dip our toes into the Aquatope of/on White Sand, and explore the dark depths of the criminal underworld of the Cars franchise in TWOCAR. PLUS! ISEKAI MAD LIBS RETURNS. Will Kalena, Robert, and Quinn figure out how to make this bit survive longer than two episodes? Or will our collective inability to take the premise seriously sink the entire venture? Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion! And what's this? Dot Plot Development returns from beyond beyond the grave! What's a Nintendo Playstation, and how will Robert assemble one? Dare we enter... the CROCOSEUM? And there's a third one! It was also funny! I promise!

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    1 時間 21 分
  • Two-Gi-Oh! Seinfeld M-Preg! Isekai Mad Libs?!

    Two-Gi-Oh! Seinfeld M-Preg! Isekai Mad Libs?!
    2024/01/13

    It's time to G-G-G-G-gggggggggggggg GOOF. Two for two in the banger department, we are proud to bring another PIPING HOT episode of Dot Plot Ascension, full of maturity, drama, soccer, and- OH! SUDDENLY! A returning bit from a lost age? Dot Plot Development returns in our second episode of the year, followed by a real tooth-puller of a bit called Isekai Mad Libs. I want to erase my memory of this bit. We do find the time to cool off, with Ice Guy and his Cool Female Colleague, and then the heat is BACK ON when Quinn doesn't spend any amount of time talking about a hypothetical M-Preg Seinfeld Hentai! Kramer. It's a real gusher of an ep. Beware the splash zone.


    Shows discussed:

    Chicago Med

    Grey's Anatomy

    The Mentalist

    The Rookie

    The Good Wife


    Anime Shows discussed:

    Oh Suddenly, Egyptian Gods

    Ice Guy and his Cool Female Colleague

    Farewell, my Dear Kramer: First Touch


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    1 時間 15 分
  • Dot Plot Ascension 3.0 + 1.0 (You Can (NOT) Re-Mix)

    Dot Plot Ascension 3.0 + 1.0 (You Can (NOT) Re-Mix)
    2024/01/07
    Oh boy. You thought we were done? That we were out of the pod game? That the bean man could ever keep us down? It's 2024, and we're casting pods, we're casting aspersions, and we're casting OBLITERATE (that's a call-ahead to a joke in the episode, trust me). Robert, Kalena, and Quinn are all over 30, and hitting their collective mature streak, and ready to warm your poor, scrobbling bones by the warm glow of a new year of HOT POD ACTION. This Week: My New Boss is Goofy, Undead Murder Farce, The Masterful Cat is Depressed Again Today. Buckle in. Quinn got very good at editing.

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    1 時間 7 分