(1995-2025) Ashley Daggers, newly-minted pop star and hitmaker for three foreign countries, died last night after eating the most American thing possible. Known for absolute bangers like "Body Wrong", "Skyn With A Y", "Home4Now", and "AxSent", Daggers will be remembered for her devotion to Britney Spears' goat, her angelic three-minute outros, and the zeitgeist-y relatability of her lyrics. Her funeral will be held in Trinidad and Tobago, where Daggers almost went silver. New episode Thurssssday (IRL you can follow Erik Martini @erikmartini on Insta!!)

(2007 - 2025) Becca B, cool hype chill girl whose Libra Moon was rising, died last night in the middle of her high school's Halloween College Admissions Dance. As a high school senior, Becca was known as both a domineering Regina George-type and a mothering friend: a combination that proved fatal in the end. She will be remembered for her legendary Mean Girls trio costume with her friends Kaylee and Kayla, which actually turned into a Jennifer's Body duo costume with just Kaylee and Kayla. Her funeral will be held at The Moody College, and toner will be spread on one side of her face until someone spreads it thinlier. New episode Thursdddday.

(In real life, you can listen to Amelia Ritthaler on the Girls Rewatch Podcast, or in NYC at Girl Church Comedy Show!)

Long ago, a family in the Swiss Alps stumbled upon the world's first cigarette...unaware that it would cause a generational curse that would cleave their family in two and force their descendants into purgatory forever - until now.

Join God and the Devil as they dive back in time to save the world from the curse of Marlboro cigarettes, in a season premiere that spans the birth of BIC lighters, the throes of the Black Plague, the aftereffects of the American Revolution, and an evil chainsmoking Elderman. Welcome to Season Seven of EXIT INTERVIEW. New Episodes Every Thursday!!

what gets lost, must be found. the season six finale of exit interview.

the halloween tradition continues: a brand new special spooky episode from EXIT INTERVIEW. Enjoy this tale of Florida kayaking gone wrong, a box with a secret, and familial relationships. We'll see you next week for the Season Six Finale of EXIT INTERVIEW...

(1996 - 2024) Shirley Duvet, one of the most esteemed ASMR performers on JoesVideos.Net, performed a fatal stunt on Friday involving her beautiful mouth and an angular can of Diet Coke. After working for years on Popeyes mukbang, Duvet's popularity grew rapidly after transitioning into the audiobook space as a semi-softcore fairy ASMR narrator. She will be remembered for her weird relationship with Joe the Landlord/Confederate Sympathizer/All-Around Old Man, as well as for the retinue of lawyers she disposed to deal with her unhappy clients. Memorial services will be held at a recording booth near you. HALLOWEEN EPISODE NEXT THURSDAY !!

(1984 - 2024) Asher Forsyth, le légendaire dresseur d'éléphants et briseur de plafond de verre olympique s'est fait complètement piéger dans son avion privé Marlboro il y a quelques mois. Après une première carrière à pousser le tabac contre les citoyens innocents du public américain, Forsyth est mieux connu pour la seconde moitié de sa vie : à la tête des efforts visant à permettre aux animaux d'entrer aux Jeux olympiques, en particulier son plus bel éléphant, Margeux Marlboro. Le corps de Forsyth, qui pourrit actuellement sur une île au large des Carolines, sera ramené au repos aux États-Unis après une cérémonie de visionnage de la nouvelle saison de Below Deck. Nouvel épisode jeudi ! oui oui