Episode 309: Barking Dogs, Book Reports & Belichick's Wild Love Life

This week on Happy Hour with Jay, we’re back with another uncensored, hilarious, and brutally honest rundown of what’s happening in the world—from the dog park to credit card fraud to Bill Belichick’s eyebrow-raising relationship. Buckle up.

Here's what we're getting into:

🎭 Meme of the Week:
“Don't put your drama on social media and then tell us to mind our business. Listen, I’m on Season 2, Episode 3 of your nonsense.”
You already know Jay has thoughts… and he’s watching.

💬 Listener Shoutout:
Jared comes in hot with a full-on book report about the podcast—likes, dislikes, analysis. Jay’s got to respond, because that level of feedback deserves a moment.

🐶 Dog Park Wisdom:
20 tiny dogs losing their minds. One big dog, chill and unbothered. Welcome to Earth in 2025. Jay breaks down why the loudest barkers rarely matter—and how you can be the calm, collected dog.

💳 Credit Card Chaos:
Top Golf. The NFL Courage Awards. Maryland. Fraud. Jay shares a personal tale that will make you think twice about how secure your info really is. (Spoiler: it’s not.)

🏈 Inside the NFL Awards:
From karaoke night with NFL punters to Cedric Benson stories and kicker kindness, Jay pulls back the curtain on what really goes down at the Ed Block Courage Awards weekend.

😳 Things That Make You Go “HUH?”
Bill Belichick, 73. Jordan Hudson, 24. A CBS interview. Uncomfortable levels of “ick.” Jay doesn’t hold back.

💪 Gym Tales You Can’t Unsee:
Dudes on the phone while at the urinal—make it make sense. One hand holding the phone, the other… well, occupied.

📲 Social Media Shenanigans:
If you’ve posted “Facebook does NOT have my permission…” Jay has a message for you: stop. Just stop. You’ve officially lost the plot.

🤚 Things Jay Refuses to Do:
Eat with his hands. He knows it’s weird. He owns it.

🍸 Buzzed Buddy Update:
We’ve officially partnered with Girl About Town! The movement to drink smarter and live better is growing—and this collab is one for the books.

📣 Call Out of the Week:
Generation Z, consider this your notice. Jay’s got a few words about the 13- to 28-year-old crew.

🧠 Final Message:
Stop wasting time worrying what people think of you. They aren’t. Everyone’s just trying to survive their own mess. And those that are thinking about you? That’s none of your business.