00:00 – 03:30

• Intro & The Masters Preview
• Chris and Matt open the show excited about The Masters golf tournament. They discuss favorite players, with Scottie Scheffler as the favorite, followed by Rory McIlroy, DeChambeau, Morikawa, and Rahm.

03:30 – 05:00

• Tiger Woods April Fools’ Joke & Mike Weir Memories
• Tiger jokes about returning; Matt praises Mike Weir—his favorite Masters champ—despite Weir’s current irrelevance.

05:00 – 08:15

• Betting Odds & Max Homa’s Caddy Breakup
• Matt dives into personal fandom and betting angles: Max Homa’s resurgence following a major caddy change, and his under-the-radar practice round.

08:15 – 10:30

• DeChambeau, Health Risks & Fitness Nerds
• Bryson DeChambeau’s training regimen and health insights impress Matt.

10:30 – 15:00

• Matt’s Fractured Ankle Story
• Matt finally reveals his fractured ankle saga—from multiple flare-ups to an old growth plate injury found by a podiatrist. He needs an MRI and possibly future ankle replacement.

15:00 – 18:30

• Driver’s Test & Teen Driving Fears
• Chris and Matt swap stories about driver’s tests, parallel parking disasters, and teenage driving rules.

18:30 – 21:30

• Police Stops & Search Stories
• Matt shares being pulled over.

21:30 – 25:30

• More Cop Stories & Inspection Rants
• Chris and Matt laugh through anecdotes about police interactions. They also complain about the scam of car inspections and how tires are never repairable.

25:30 – 28:30

• Philadelphia Phillies Recap
• The Phillies beat the Braves behind Trea Turner’s and Bryce Harper’s homers. Concerns about the bullpen, Alec Bohm, and Marsh’s inconsistency are discussed. Matt praises Max Kepler’s patience at the plate despite a low batting average.

28:30 – 30:20

• Betting Losses: NCAA and NBA
• Matt laments losing $1,400 on the Bryant Bulldogs and his ruined NCAA brackets. Chris shares a loss on Spencer Dinwiddie, who stopped contributing after a hot start.

30:20 – 34:00

• Phillies Pitching & Cy Young Odds
• Zach Wheeler: 2nd overall (+500)
• Christopher Sánchez: +2500
• Jesus Luzardo: +3300
• Aaron Nola: +10,000
• They debate the plausibility of three Phillies in the top three for Cy Young voting.

34:00 – 35:00

• Phillies vs. Yankees Odds
• Phillies are underdogs (+104) against the Yankees. Probable pitchers: Lizardo vs. Schwellenbach. Matt likes Philly as a moneyline bet.

35:00 – 38:40

• Ankle & Arm Injuries + MRIs
• Matt outlines next steps for his ankle. Chris recalls tearing his bicep tendon lifting a Peloton.

38:40 – End

• Scrubs TV Show & MRI Paranoia
• They close with TV talk about Scrubs, and how full-body scans can reveal “stuff you didn’t want to know.” Chris ties it back to his advice.

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