HAPPY HALLOWEEN, Y'ALL! In this episode, Rivers is hangin' out with THREE hilarious comedians and old friends of the show: Neil Charles, Kyle Clark, and Luke Jensen! Tonight we're taking a haunted tour through the deep woods, backwaters, and dark alleys of Neil and Luke's respective home states of New York and North Dakota.

First, we go to the haunted prairies of the Peace Garden State! North Dakota has a river monster that drives people insane, LOTS of haunted restaurants, and a seven foot tall spectre that supposedly drove a bigfoot to unalive himself.

Then, we take a trip to concrete jungle wet dream tomato that is New York, baby! The Empire State features a lot of lake monsters as well as your typical haunted colleges and graveyards but with lots of weird idiosyncrasies. If you can make it past the ghouls here, you can make it past the ghouls anywhere.

Marilyn Manson's "The Beautiful People" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now!

Follow Neil Charles on Instagram @CertifiedHilarious and on Twitter @NeilCharlesFTW.

Follow Kyle Clark on all forms of social media @KyleClarkIsRad and listen to Kyle's Podcasts "This is Rad!" and "Everything is Scary" wherever you get your pods.

Follow Luke Jensen on everything @LukeFJensen.

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Sam is @SlamHarter
Carter is @Carter_Glascock

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