Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears. From star-studded sightings outside the Trump victory party in Florida to the mysterious disappearance of Barack and Big Mike Obama, can anyone ever believe another word that comes out of Oprah’s or Whoopi Goldberg’s mouth?

Later in the broadcast, get the clippers out because Mad Dug is exposing his chrome dome to join millions of TikTok girls—too young to vote— by shaving his head in protest of Trump’s fascist, racist, misogynist presidency, which will begin immediately after Joe Biden starts WWIII.

Plus: Is Canada’s Tim Horton’s serving up a Cesspoolachino of stale muffins and broken dreams? Did B-list actor Simu Liu go too far by calling an appropriated drink appropriated? And what the hell happened to Sean Astin? The former Goonie is carrying the weight of the world (no pun intended) after endorsing Kamala Harris. They may still be bawling in the blue states, but GWU! is serving up an Arnold Palmer-sized podcast, ready to make you rosy red. It’s time to Get Woke Up!!!Subscribe to GWU! for our Weird Week in Woke Digest, Breaking the Narrative monthly newsletter, and special announcements. Don’t forget to follow us on Social and visit the GWU! store for our trendsetting “fringe minority” wearables. Get Woke Up! is now available in hi-def via thegwu.net.

Live to tape from Arsenio Hall’s dog pound, Mad Dug and Anthony are letting the cat out of the bag—literally—as they perestroika out GWU’s ties to Russian intelligence and gloss over whether Media Monkey is Putin rubles in his pocket. Those selfies outside the Kremlin aren’t free grifts, da? Later, they’ll take a bite out of Haitian crime and chew over what’s cooking in Springfield, Ohio.

Hilarious film and television critic James Carrick from Worth It or Woke joins the Emmy award-winning podcast to review all the crazy Hollyweird DEI, as he dishes the behind the scenes drama at Disney and Netflix.

Plus: Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz AM Zoo Crew? What classic 80s TV shows are getting transed for the woke era? And what the hell is a late-stage abortion! Remember, a vote for Kamala Harris will help control the pet population, but a vote for DJ Trump will save Democracy™. Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog. It’s time to Get Woke Up!!!

Subscribe to GWU! for our Weird Week in Woke Digest, Breaking the Narrative monthly newsletter, and special announcements. Don’t forget to follow us on Social and visit the GWU! store for our trendsetting “fringe minority” wearables. Get Woke Up! is now available in hi-def via thegwu.net.

Like a wayward gunshot from a sloped roof by a they/them registered Republican, it’s time to get on stage and Make Podcasting Great Again with Mad Dug and Anthony. From the sleepy secret service fields of Butler, Pennsylvania, to an orbiting SpaceX trip across flat Earth, the two wildest and wackiest straight shooters on the Information Superhighway are ready to take you on a fun filled psyop mission that would even give loudmouth Elon Musk rocket envy!

Are you ready to hunker down for the great decline? Adam from True North Resilience gets you prepped for the coming economic storm and explains how to lock in your wealth with the shiny, shiny gold-based product, Goldback.

Plus: Is Mick Jagger Justin Trudeau’s real daddy, why is a Tex-Mex restaurant serving Butt Light, and will Mad Dug get beach bod-y shamed by Slim Jim Anthony? Thoughts and prayers, y'all, it’s time to Get Woke Up!

Subscribe to GWU! for our weekly woke digest, monthly newsletter, and special announcements. Don’t forget to follow us on Social and visit the GWU! store for our trendsetting “fringe minority” wearables. Get Woke Up! is now available in hi-def via thegwu.net.