Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: dog barking late at night, Cheerios, top 3 cereals draft, Captain Crunch, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Fruity Pebbles, Cocoa Pebbles, Froot Loops, Pops, Lincoln Lawyer, Meta Ray Ban Sunglasses, Road Head, NFL< Coca Cola idea, dumb dad joke, tooth hurty, Billy text, No Nut November, blue balls, alcoholic, Sniffing Tito's, your own shit don't smell, farts, you can't trust a fart over 40, drinking cherry moonshine, dinner with J-Bone family, Moscow Mule, shitting in a lawn, taking a shit with people watching,bar bathrooms, kids walking in on parents, no room is safe, animals hygiene is disgusting, no ass wiping, angle pissing at the urinal, family celebrating Christmas, pumpkins are useless, fun size candy is a tease, college class on Halloween, professor launching candy like Josh Allen, t-shirt cannons hate us, lecture University of Albany quiz, jerking off in the shower, kids screw things up, Jergens to jerk it, Double Meat Curtains, Dodgers, Jets season tickets are worthless, just missed Garrett Wilson catch of the century, NFL pick of the week, election, voting, upcoming Nashville trip, Pentatonix, Pitch Perfect, Revenge of the Nerds, Vernmo is the Douchebag, football game with nephews, upcoming Royal Rumble watch along, Roman Reigns, Logan Paul and more.

Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: Ran into Josh, funny hair cut from sleepy barber, friend's new girlfriend, handjob joke, J-Bone's wife, VernMo, sleeping in socks pants and a sweatshirt, a touch of the spectrum, ordering hoodies, cool blue, trick or treat competition, dinner talk, pizza, BJ's, John Cena or Rock in a fist fight, would you rather, Kevin Hart, what would you do, Peter Dinklage twin movie, twins, wish I had a Mini Me like Austin Powers, little people are awesome, porterhouse, crick or creek, Benedetto household, pizza toppings draft, pizzarias in Rosendale NY, Rocky Balboa lifetime idol, NFL pick of the week, stir crazy, Connor McGregor, steak, colon cancer, tattoos and more.

Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: basement yard, Joker 2, Lady Gaga, Joaquin Phoenix, superhero draft to save the earth, Superman, Thor, Wonder Woman, baby, Flash, hottest superhero woman, NYC experience, tour bus, Hotel Edison, Times Square, made walked in, your wife's friend is at home for a threesome, rules, BlueChew, 4 hour rager, mold J-Bone's penis, tiny dick, jerking off, moaning alone, watching porn resisting masterbation, fertility clinic, Diddy, zoom, Costco, old school, baby oil, fall of Hollywood, 50 cent, quitting vaping, olive garden, mcdonald's, moderation issues, Miller high life, Modelo, Famous Joe's Pizza, hotel room at night, binky and Legos, can't do duplos, aptitude test results, Hyde Park Consignment, cowboy hat, Flash Hulk and Iron Man versus Superman Thor and Wonder Woman, pornhub missing fourplay