Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: dog barking late at night, Cheerios, top 3 cereals draft, Captain Crunch, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Fruity Pebbles, Cocoa Pebbles, Froot Loops, Pops, Lincoln Lawyer, Meta Ray Ban Sunglasses, Road Head, NFL< Coca Cola idea, dumb dad joke, tooth hurty, Billy text, No Nut November, blue balls, alcoholic, Sniffing Tito's, your own shit don't smell, farts, you can't trust a fart over 40, drinking cherry moonshine, dinner with J-Bone family, Moscow Mule, shitting in a lawn, taking a shit with people watching,bar bathrooms, kids walking in on parents, no room is safe, animals hygiene is disgusting, no ass wiping, angle pissing at the urinal, family celebrating Christmas, pumpkins are useless, fun size candy is a tease, college class on Halloween, professor launching candy like Josh Allen, t-shirt cannons hate us, lecture University of Albany quiz, jerking off in the shower, kids screw things up, Jergens to jerk it, Double Meat Curtains, Dodgers, Jets season tickets are worthless, just missed Garrett Wilson catch of the century, NFL pick of the week, election, voting, upcoming Nashville trip, Pentatonix, Pitch Perfect, Revenge of the Nerds, Vernmo is the Douchebag, football game with nephews, upcoming Royal Rumble watch along, Roman Reigns, Logan Paul and more.

Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: Ran into Josh, funny hair cut from sleepy barber, friend's new girlfriend, handjob joke, J-Bone's wife, VernMo, sleeping in socks pants and a sweatshirt, a touch of the spectrum, ordering hoodies, cool blue, trick or treat competition, dinner talk, pizza, BJ's, John Cena or Rock in a fist fight, would you rather, Kevin Hart, what would you do, Peter Dinklage twin movie, twins, wish I had a Mini Me like Austin Powers, little people are awesome, porterhouse, crick or creek, Benedetto household, pizza toppings draft, pizzarias in Rosendale NY, Rocky Balboa lifetime idol, NFL pick of the week, stir crazy, Connor McGregor, steak, colon cancer, tattoos and more.

Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: basement yard, Joker 2, Lady Gaga, Joaquin Phoenix, superhero draft to save the earth, Superman, Thor, Wonder Woman, baby, Flash, hottest superhero woman, NYC experience, tour bus, Hotel Edison, Times Square, made walked in, your wife's friend is at home for a threesome, rules, BlueChew, 4 hour rager, mold J-Bone's penis, tiny dick, jerking off, moaning alone, watching porn resisting masterbation, fertility clinic, Diddy, zoom, Costco, old school, baby oil, fall of Hollywood, 50 cent, quitting vaping, olive garden, mcdonald's, moderation issues, Miller high life, Modelo, Famous Joe's Pizza, hotel room at night, binky and Legos, can't do duplos, aptitude test results, Hyde Park Consignment, cowboy hat, Flash Hulk and Iron Man versus Superman Thor and Wonder Woman, pornhub missing fourplay

Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: family party, asking Uncle about godfather, he pissed on the front seat off new car, vacation, outer banks, drinking, sober run, party in West Virginia, game, taking shots, Saratogas, intervention incoming, binge drinking, middle aged effects, Four Loko, Vernon should smoke weed, superbowl predictions, Jets, 49ers, tried BluChew, whiskey dick, jerkoff on BlueChew, pissing on a toilet seat, accuracy based on dick size, big on science, hair, wigs, hiding great things, basement yard, $14 beers, CMA awards in Nashville, college, UCCC, wearing 100K subscriber plaque as a necklace, being noticed, distant relatives, 3 inch shoes, Tik Tok shop, AfrAId sucked, Deadpool best movie this year, hangover feels like death, McDonald's, going to a bar as a girl benefits, trade height for dick length, world could end tomorrow, gambling addiction, One too Many, my head stone reads... A Douchebag, but a great guy to go to the bar with!

Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: live streams, comments that need approval, belligerent asshole, super high def, camera fail reactions, Lake George, Daddy what does I only came here to get my dick sucked mean, Rock out with your cock out, looking up cocksucker, kids, free agency, peanut butter whiskey, upcoming vacation, Corolla North Carolina, bike riding, blu chew trial, Deadpool, Sun Dog, Vernon challenges him, Sun glasses, possible collaborations, interviews, McDonald's, Red Robin, Danbury, Crumble Cookies, Panera, mall, Rosie Demauros, drink menu, Bermuda triangle, moose knuckles, Woodbury Commons, tight pants with a chub, swimming shirt shit, Vernon's weight, eating when not hungry, Morgan Wallen karaoke, wet clothes, pajama pants, Friends in low places, Margarita's, ozempic not for the weak, diabetic, old school, will Farrell, vacation binge drinking, Mike Fazio free ice cream, wild horses and more.

Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast:Professional edition, sunglasses, sex with a porn star, old man porno, Steph Curry, basketball, Pornhub Scouts, Allstar game song, Karaoke, auto tune, wig, Billy Ray Cyrus, hair transplant, Hulk Hogan, Manscaped, hair stench, shaving chest, you can eat off my bush, pubes, ass hair, manscaping my asshole, anal bleaching, only fans, blu chew, wife against pill, needle to my dick, growing tits, jerking off, post ozempic, men taking birth control, wet vagina, blumpkin, weird fetishes, nugget porn, 2 guys 1 girl, guy blows himself, talking dirty to myself, getting caught beating it on pornhub, porn sets, Michelob ultra, Luke combs private suite, Super Douche, Joe Rogan, run in with swingers, penis destroys insides, DP, narcissistic, Ethan Thompson and more.

Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: Ozempic fails, being recognized, barbeques, the Beatles, named after Elvis dad, Vernon, electric vehicles, Ford lightning, does ozempic counteract birth control, condoms, fertility clinic, drop my load, bringing specimen cup back to desk, bad porn DVD selection, pull and pray, diabetic, ozempic babies, bud light baby, J-Bone on when first starting dating, 1 casual drink, sex with a condom and non alcoholic beer are useless, Future timed with kids, night terrors, hangovers, being on a boat, micro dosing on mushrooms, pet pieces, fuck fireworks videos, Saquon Barkley cinematographer, pissing people off, dad shot rocket out of his ass, don't be a Bruce and more.

Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: childhood hoop dreams, dunking a basketball, thought I'd be a pornstar, boxer, UFC, MLB player, sarcasm elevated, weather, J-Bone dream, thought compared from as a kid to middle aged, skydiving, 3rd base for the Mets, cock size, J-Bone possibility to get in MLB, Porn industry or professional baseball player, Mom was a fluffer, would Vernon be a fluffer, wife, Andy Samberg, going to surprise party, who we'd like to interview draft, Logan Paul, Jake Paul, Ryan Reynolds, Impromptu parties, kegstands, beer funnel, shots,Jameson, Pickleback, Daddy Yankee, Luke Combs balding, shootouts to high school graduates and more.