Would you pay upward of $1,000 to go to a Bridgerton Ball only to be served Kit-Kats & raw chicken, then be "entertained" by a cheap pole dancer? Some folks in Detroit did! A gas leak can creative an explosive situation...especially if it's methane gas...in a sewer...under high pressure. For 2 decades a fake doctor in Thailand helped men "enlarge" themselves using his self-taught "knowledge" from the age of 14. All without a license & on just a 9th Grade education.

Is a passenger on a delayed airline a victim of theft or just an exploiter of viral videos? You decide. When dining in a Mexican restaurant with a jukebox, you'd better be sure you pick the right song, especially if you aren't a Mexican. If an "Arkansas Credit Card" is really a siphoning hose used to suck gas from another vehicle, what is an "Arkansas Adoption"? It will probably involve beer & go down in a campground. It's midweek madness, packed with stupidity!

One would think that living in China, a zoo would be stupid to try & dupe the locals into thinking painted chow-chows were pandas. You would be wrong. It looks like I'm going to be around a lot longer than I thought. I'll let you know when I'm going to die with the results from new data in the Death Clock. A Syrian man thought he had a head cold...but turns out his HEAD was letting his brain ooze out through his nose.