Start out with the usual bangers with the Tesla ticker and Ukraine updates. We dive into the corporate world of tarrifs, boot licking and the inaugural fund (it's a keeper). Finish off (pun intended) with the Diddy trial and the cameo by Kid Cudi

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Today we tackle another slew of alligator equivalent of the news. As always, Tesla and Ukraine at the top of the show with a life hack on how rushing the Capitol can get your family paid. Hope you weren't watching those woke traitors at Sesame Street because they've been 86'ed. Lastly the Trump administration is showing their Christian side and bringing in members of the Sinaloa cartel so careful which of your brown neighbors you try to act big in front of.

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Today we're diving into the subtle art of not giving a f*** when deploying Russian representatives to war negotiations. Learn negotiation techniques from the trump's current role model.

If you didn't think that we need more jails in this country then you haven't heard about all the evil immigrants that are coming to kill you, steal your guns and replace your gas stove with an electric unit that will make you gay!

How does one greet the President of American? The same way you treat a child, give them some snacks and a coloring book. In this case the snacks come in the form of a food trailer and the coloring book are giant agreements to sell off America.

Just racking up them wins.

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It is tough to figure out what is the most riveting headline in today's world. I wish there was no breaking news every five minutes and every story more sensational than the other but what I wish for and what happens are not the same. Fearless leader is getting a plane. Carter sold a peanut farm, this guy is accepting a 400 mil plane. Why is Qatar's government trying to one up Putin's gift of a painting? Well it has something to do with Jared and not the kid touching one. Tune in and scramble your brain some more.

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100 deals in 100 days finally managed to get the first trade deal and we discuss what little is known about it. Petey's ineptitude is enough to carry over for two episodes, probably not in the right position to be this kind of useless. New Pope is an American but MAGA influencers ask the much needed question "What kind of American are you?" Spoiler alert he's apparently the wrong kind.

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Today we touch base on the life and tribulations of what some consider the second most important person in the US government, a Fox & Friends host Petey Hegseth. DUI hire Pete promised to not drink alcohol if confirmed, the fact that he had to make that promise should tell you one thing and his position in this administration should tell you that it's probably not a promise being kept. See the White House Easter interview and judge for yourself if you think he's sober.

The Donald, a stout religious God fearing man, posted up a picture of himself from the official WH Twix account. Don't even know why this is a story as it is perfectly normal.

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Another week of content in the land of the free. Today we're talking Chechnya affairs, Ukraine's mineral deal and Elon's attempts at improv classes. Are they working? Is he funny? Are people actually forced to laugh to keep their jobs? Smart money is on the latter but you decide.

Housekeeping: we are working on the sound issue on both our ends. We're poor and with the price of microphones going on because oh I dunno tariffs I'm going to need to turn a lot more tricks to get this mic money. But do know that we have heard some of you and we're also trying on fan mail so if you see a link drop a comment.

P.S. The last episode promised OG Elon art and it appears to only have shown up on the Spotify release and not on Apple podcasts side.

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Today we jump around more actively than a brainworm with an open court in RFK's brain. The usual suspects of TSLA ticker and Ukraine updates kick it off and then we are full steam ahead to the elections of our northern neighbor, dress snafus at the funeral, ActBlue and how they're evil, the NFL draft and what would happen if 23&me was ran by the gov't. As always you won't know if we're quoting the onion or not (we're not).

Special shot out to Elon going back to his roots is the OG Elon photo before they PayPal windfall. Those are some shallow gene pool vibes but they're on a very large yacht so you decide ladies.

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