エピソード

  • S3E10: F Stands For Finale
    2025/06/23
    The Jam Mechanics finish up season 3 with two more songs that'll be taking up space in your head. We reveal one final twist about DeepBlueInk's wedding that NO ONE saw coming.Huge thanks to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠DeepBlueInk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for our artwork and squeezing us into his busy schedule!Go to our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to pay-what-you-want to support us!Us:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Narcissist Cookbook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bug Hunter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠-- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE --Prompt: "Taking Up Space"--Bug's Song--Title: The DevilAdditional Challenge: Chapter 2Lyrics: I never said I was, I only let you think itI blurred the lines because I live my life between themI wasn't always like this... wasn't handsome with a heartbeat and a smileI was perfect up until the day I diedI had branches, I had leaves, I had fruits filled up with seedsI had roots they left abandoned when they hacked me into piecesbuilt a house out of my corpse, I'm in the walls, I'm in the porchbut when I learn to speak I'll scream in every creak inside your floors[Chorus]It took some practice but I finally learned to fightI could shift and trip my captors when they walked the halls at nightI could slowly change the layout, jam the doors too tight to budgechange the angle of the stairs enough to learn the taste of bloodI wasn't always like this but they chose to chop me downbut when I began to fight them back they burned me to the ground[Chorus]So I was soil, then a million writhing bugsI was maggots in the graveyard, then the crows that ate them upI spent 100 years invading every creature I could reachslowly poisoning the town 'till every inch had bits of meI drove them mad, I made them sick, moving pieces into placeslowly moving all my molecules in towards a single shapeand thus became the demon that you incorrectly nameI met the one you think I am, many years before you cameWhen I told him what I'd done he cut the horns right off his headhe bolted them to mine and said I'm twisted as it getsSo I don't know where he is now, that devil that you knowbut I've taken up the title, I'm the one you fuckin don't[Chorus]---- Matt's Song -----Title: Dead BoyAdditional Challenge: Click Track!on a couch in a room in a house in a city on an island on a planet in a star systemi was torn out of the nothing and born into a body given eyes given ears and emotional disregulationi coulda been anybody anything anywhere but here i amon a couch in a room in a house in a city just jerking off and watching the same three shows againand why try when you're not here to see how hard this is for mei think i'll just let the dead boy take the wheel for a little whileand i'm fine okay i'm lying but it's coolbecause the dead boys gonna take good care of mein a drawer by the bed in a room that i haven't left once for three days nowin a place in my head where your face cannot get and your memory can be drowned outi coulda been anybody anything anywhere but here i amand the world doesn't end and the days never turn and the dead boy is cuddled up next to me, honestly wellwho cares if i'm a car crash you're the truck that took me outwho says you can't feel sorry for yourself forever nowand i'm fine okay i'm lying but it's coolbecause the dead boy's gonna take good carethe dead boy's gonna take good care of meand sometimes when you hit rock bottomall you really need's a bigger drilland sometimes when your heart is brokenall you really need is engine oiland sometimes when your friends stop callingyou'll sigh with relief because it'sfinally just you and him on a couch in a room in a star systemand he holds your hand and he feeds you, keeps you needing him more than you'll ever need themyou could been anything, anyone, anywhere but here you arein a city, in a house, in a room, on a couch, lying in a dead boy's arms
    続きを読む 一部表示
    42 分
  • S3E9: Escape Room Politics
    2025/06/09
    Episode 9 is here and Bug and Matt are reminiscing about the places they definitely SHOULD NOT have been on tour right before they hit the road again. Don't be a hater, leave us a good reviewJam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode. Huge thanks to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠DeepBlueInk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for our artwork and squeezing us into his busy schedule!If you'd like to download the demos we showed off, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠you can go to our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to pay-what-you-want to support us!Our Music:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Narcissist Cookbook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bug Hunter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, etc!Please rate / review and share the show (and our music) with friends!-- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW --Prompt: "In a Scoring/Sporting Position"----Bug's Song-----Title: The UpperhandAdditional Challenge: Safe Space for HateLyrics: I am barking at the mailmanthough you tell me there's no hopeButupperhandr barked at milkmenwhen's the last time you saw one of thoseI am barking at the squirrels outsideand no one thinks it worksbut my father barked at sabretoothsand wiped them from the EarthWe can solve it like our fathers, open hands balled into fistsif we solve it like our fathers we'll just end up in the mess we're inThrowing punches when you're cornered, we understandbut you're punching when you have the upperhandI am barking out at everythingI like the way it soundscause my father barked at everythingand I want to make him proudWe can solve it like our fathers, walk 10 paces, turn and shootIf we solve it like our fathers, then our kids will solve it this way tooThrowing punches when you're cornered, we understandbut you're punching when you have the upperhandThe whole world loves an underdog but you can't break the rulesand start beating us with baseball bats when your team starts to losethe screaming in the stands might sound like cheering from this farand all your kids are watching and can't tell the two apartand all your kids are watching when you tell them who you areThrowing punches when you're cornered, we understandbut you're punching when you have the upperhand---- Matt's Song -----Title: Curdled MilkteethAdditional Challenge: Something where it ought not to beLyrics:i was driving through the highlands at a quarter to 5 in the morning in the middle of junei was listening to a record that i used rely on to get by and thinking about youstop the car at intersections, check my heartspin the wheel in your directioncause somewhere out in the darkyou're burning and all i need to do is to follow the heatif i never come up for air i won't ever need to breathei won't need to breathecurdled milkteethnow i don't know this road from any otheri'm hungry and tired and i'm a hundred exits deepand the valley walls are so highthat i must have missed the sunriseif there ever was a sunriseI don't know when it happened, but sometime in the past I got too tall to sneak through the ryeI suddenly recall how i used to rely on you to catch me before I hit the overhangKill the engine, try to soothe my racing heartTurn my head in your direction
    続きを読む 一部表示
    40 分
  • S3E8: I'm Thinkin' Ohio
    2025/05/26

    I've been told I'm bad at foreshadowing. Episode 8 has a bookstore. We meet John Demo. You've been warned.

    Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by The Narcissist Cookbook Bug Hunter where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode.

    Huge thanks to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠DeepBlueInk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    If you'd like to download the demos, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠you can go to our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    Prompt: "An Opportunity Not Yet Past

    ----Bug's Song-----

    Title: What Happened To John

    Challenge: TRUE CRIME

    It's not productive to compare all our troubles

    playin "who's got it worse' to one-up one another

    Its half a dozen of one, and its six of the other

    you don't want to win this game

    But the unspoken rule's now the talk of the town

    the difficult truth no one dare say aloud

    we all know who and we all know how

    but no one wants to say

    cause Marty lost his job last month

    and Tom's wife ain't been home too much

    we all have troubles but I'll tell you what

    It's a shame what happened to John

    Mrs. Carter, well I haven't seen you out of your apartment in a couple of days

    she says my husband is halfway into handcuffs with no more hope of changing his ways

    I'm pinching pennies, never spending any 'cause I'll have to bail him out or bury him soon

    but when I go to church he isn't worth my focus as I bow my head and sit in the pews

    I'm praying for another and I'm hopin He'll respond

    its a shame what happened to John

    And Connor's cough keeps getting worse

    and Olli's luck has all reversed

    we all have troubles that could be much worse

    It's a shame what happened to John

    We don't report it to the papers or go to the police

    there's an unacknowledged understanding passing in the streets

    the entire city's sick but have learned to be discreet

    that's all that can be done

    There were never conversations or plans of how to act

    we didn't draft a non-disclosure or attempt to make a pact

    there was a problem, we solved it, there's no more going back

    the problem's finally gone

    And Miley's finally out of bed

    and Faith feels safe to walk again

    we don't have trouble when we all pretend

    It's a shame what happened to John

    ---- Matt's Song -----

    Title: The First of the Everkings To Die

    Challenge: Foreshadowing!

    i met a man travelling from the north passing through my part of town

    he wore a tattered overcoat, flapping open in the warm north wind, still carrying his service rifle

    hitched underneath his arm

    though the barrel was rusted and the stock had near completely decomposed

    i didn't say a word, no point asking these guys anything

    they've got enough on their plates from having nothing on their plates

    but i offered him some food i had either going spare or going bad

    and he thanked me with a nod and he kept on walking south

    they're always walking south

    don't know what they hope to find down there

    four other northman came passing through my part of town

    stacks of skin and castoff bones in those coats like rotten pelts

    I gave them what I had, but this time one of them stuck around

    Said the situations worsening faster than the snow can melt

    He asked me what I did down here, I said I was a writer

    At the very least I try to, but - he looked away he didn't care

    He sat down right there in my garden, sunflowers in winter

    And he told me what to tell you, and he left

    they're always walking south

    don't know what they hope to find down there

    He says it's going to happen soon, sooner than you think

    You'll see the symbols early but you won't know they mean

    And the daydreams that you've come rest your head upon at night

    Are like the permafrost, the first one of the Everkings to die

    But there's time, he says, there are chances easy missed

    There are lessons needing learned before the class has chance to sit

    And if you really pay attention, really take the whole thing

    You might just see where this is heading before the ending begins

    they're always walking south

    don't know what they hope to find down there

    続きを読む 一部表示
    40 分
  • S3E7: Li'l Louie
    2025/05/12

    Episode 7 of Jam Mechanics is a JAM. Bug talks nicknames and new addictions, and Matt quizzes Bug on his favorite subject.

    Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode.

    Huge thanks to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠DeepBlueInk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for our artwork and squeezing us into his busy schedule!

    If you'd like to download the demos we showed off, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠you can go to our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to pay-what-you-want to support us!

    Our Music:

    ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Narcissist Cookbook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bug Hunter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    and follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, etc!

    Please rate / review and share the show (and our music) with friends!


    -- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW --

    Prompt: "Buyer's Remorse"

    ----Bug's Song-----

    Title: Board Games

    Additional Challenge: Giving yourself a nickname

    Lyrics:

    I should've never done it

    I should've saved my budget

    I can't believe I even tried when I'm the only one that

    has the resolve and focus

    to stick with what we've chosen

    But as the night drags on I'm learning that this quest is hopeless


    This is never what this evening was about

    I have to keep it bottled everytime I wanna shout


    Stop talking during board games!

    Don't ask whose turn it is, its your, babe!

    You would know that if you hadn't asked how Hannah's Graduation went

    there were prolly speeches half as long as this distraction is


    Stop talking during board games!

    Do you know how long this took to coordinate?

    3 couples in their thirties on a table-flipping thursday

    now all of them are yawning by the middle of the 1st game


    I've popped out all the pieces

    spent 3+ hours reading

    no, they don't call me the Rulebook Ruler for no reason

    Sometimes this job is brutal

    but I just do it, you know

    I took all day to learn the lore and that was just for Uno


    I wanna game but you hit me with reverse

    now everytime you talk I wanna table-flippin' curse!


    Stop talking during board games!

    Don't ask whose turn it is, its your, babe!

    You would know that if you hadn't brought up Molly's border-collie

    now they're all looking at puppy pics

    instead of killing zombies


    Stop talking during board games!

    now I think that I understand divorce rates

    I was totally on board for in sickness and in health

    guess I should have seen this coming from your 20 minute vows


    But the worst part of this is, despite my perfect planned tactics

    when we tally up you always win


    All your talking during board games

    to disrupt my strategy was your aim

    thought I was married to a monster but it turns out you're a master

    I can't describe this feeling but I think that its attraction?


    All your talking during board games

    and pretending you were always really bored made

    me put down my defenses and fill my head with doubts

    but babe that's really clever I'm so table-flippin' proud



    ---- Matt's Song -----

    Title: JAM

    Additional Challenge: Must be a JAM song

    Lyrics:

    I dunno, Matt didn't send me any. Just listen to it!

    続きを読む 一部表示
    38 分
  • S3E6: That's Petty Theft!
    2025/04/28
    On the 6th episode of season 3, Matt and Bug talk Hydras and Heists with two new songs to jam to on your Monday morningJam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode. Huge thanks to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠DeepBlueInk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for our artwork and squeezing us into his busy schedule!If you'd like to download the demos we showed off, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠you can go to our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to pay-what-you-want to support us!Our Music:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Narcissist Cookbook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bug Hunter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, etc!Please rate / review and share the show (and our music) with friends!-- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW --Prompt: "Love Song to a Body Part"----Bug's Song-----Title: The HydraAdditional Challenge: Rule of 3Lyrics: I admit I was pissed when you chopped off my headand Hercules, you looked pleased (or rather relieved?) that I was deadbut from the stump of my neck I grew two more(I swear this has never happened before)but I'm back and better off than I was then(and now they're singing)Do you think the Hydra knew that THAT would happen?Or was he surprised as everyone of us?Decapitate me once, shame on you, that ain't enoughDo you think the Hydra knew he'd get back up?The first dozen times were the hardest but now I believebefore this battle started I was hopelessly naivebut now this one's a fighter, and this one's a biterand that one's determined, and this one knows Germanand one knows Karate, we call that one "choppy"but don't talk to this one 'till he's had his coffeewe're offering all of these skillsyou can chop off our heads but you can never killwe'll just get bigger and better and stronger togetherI've tethered the best parts of me so now whetherYou think the Hydra knew that THAT would happenor if he's surprised as everyone of usDecapitate me twice, shame on you, it's still not niceDo you think the Hydra knew he'd get back up?Now Hercules is screaming: "this is not how this one goes"but you've mixed up mythology for history, my foecause history is what happened, mythology is imaginednow I'm rewriting this myself to be the hero of this battleHercules, your turn to leaveyour trial subscription to life is completeI've got many mouths to feed so I'll start with non-believerscuz I think I always knew that this would happenThat I'd surprise the world with what I've gotDecapitate me thrice, I can do this all damn nightI think I always knew I'd get back upI think I always knew I'd get back up---- Matt's Song -----Title: Central Occipital NervousnessAdditional Challenge: Must be a CON songLyrics:i know youi know you're my oldest friendbefore we learned how to talkthere we were, lying therehand in handi know you're trying to helpi know you're trying but there ain't no helping mei know you're trying butsometimes the trying justcauses more pain that it needsi know thisWe've done this a million timesIt was our first party trickEveryoneCome watch meFlip my shitThis baby can turn on a dimei know you're trying to helpi know you're trying but there ain't no helping mei know you're trying butsometimes the trying justcauses more pain that it needsAnd the worst part is that I agreeThis world is frightening thingBut I'm going outside To see what I'll findAnd you can come with if you like
    続きを読む 一部表示
    33 分
  • S3E5: Is That A Knife??
    2025/04/14
    Episode 5 means we're finally warming up and getting good at this podcast thing. Bug and Matt talk about big brains and unexpected knives, and deliver 2 brand-new cool songsJam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode. Huge thanks to ⁠⁠⁠⁠DeepBlueInk ⁠⁠⁠⁠ for our artwork and squeezing us into his busy schedule!If you'd like to download the demos we showed off, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠you can go to our ⁠⁠⁠⁠Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to pay-what-you-want to support us!Our Music:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Narcissist Cookbook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bug Hunter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠, etc!Please rate / review and share the show (and our music) with friends!-- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW --Prompt: "Warming Up"----Bug's Song-----Title: Waiting for the Snow to MeltAdditional Challenge: coooooolLyrics: You were the first one that I thought ofwhen the forecast called for snowyou said you'd race me to the bottomand you took off down the slopesYou were the coolest on the mountainmaking sure everyone knows ittaking shortcuts off the trailwhile we just wondered "where'd he go"You said the loser has to buy a beerwhen we're back down at the lodgeand you knew I didn't drinkyou also knew you never lostI'd find you grinning, waiting for mebut I didn't mind the costit was worth it for the storieswhen you got a little sloshednow the mountains warming up as welland we're just waiting for the snow to meltcut to the crispest day of winteryou could see it in your grinweaving past all the beginnersskiing faster than the windwhen I beat you to the bottomthat's when the fear kicked inI MAY not know a lot but knowyou'd never let me winnow we're just waiting for the snow to meltWe're just waiting for the snow to melt to find something we lostsomeone taken by the mountain in a grave made out of frostAnd when we find your body I will send word to your momshe's the only one still holding on to hope after this longyeah we're just waiting for the snow to meltYou had the kind of wild spirit everyone else tries to fakeyou lived a life devoid of fear only an avalanche could takenow when our friends start drinking I'm the first to raise a toastcause you're the first one that I think of when the forecast calls for snowNow I'm just waiting for the snow to meltto get a break and thing of something else---- Matt's Song -----Title: Warming UpAdditional Challenge: Must be SHARPLyrics:you're just warming up to me nowi know that i can be a little too much sometimesalright maybe most of the timeI know that I'd struggle to love someone like me butYou can see itYou can see itYou can feel the swing and swayAll my crazy, random flailingLooks like dancing when you do it with meCan't you feel itCan't you feel itI'm just warming up to this nowNot so long ago I would sooner die than be knownBut you are gentle and slowAnd the further this goes i swear to god it's almost likeI can see itI can see itStrap me to the spinning latheTake your tools to all my failingsDecorate the floor as you cut them awayI can see itI can see itBut now I'm realising I could see it all this timeOh why do I only like myself when I'm reflected in your eyesI can see itFor the first timeHow I outsourced all my smiling to youHow I gave inGave up learningLet you carry me cause you offered toHow'd I miss thisHow'd I miss thisHow'd I miss thisHow I'll miss this How I'll miss this
    続きを読む 一部表示
    35 分
  • S3E4: Min/Max Your Wiping
    2025/03/31
    Don't blame me for this title. This was Matt. Episode four of our once-respected podcast finds Bug and Matt diving deep into Hallmark Channel Movies and talking about their feelingsJam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode. Huge thanks to ⁠⁠⁠DeepBlueInk ⁠⁠⁠ for our artwork and squeezing us into his busy schedule!If you'd like to download the demos we showed off, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠you can go to our ⁠⁠⁠Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to pay-what-you-want to support us!Our Music:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Narcissist Cookbook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bug Hunter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and follow us on ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠, etc!Please rate / review and share the show (and our music) with friends!-- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW --Prompt: "Just a Feeling"----Bug's Song-----Title: Liberal KittyAdditional Challenge: 200bpmLyrics:He's just a feline looking well groomedHe makes a beeline for me when he sees I have foodAnd you can see why kitty is the king of the houseyou'll never hear him coming when he's ready to pounceHis heroes are awesome: Bagheera, MufasaHe doesn't care for Aslan as we raised him as agnosticIf you put on the Aristocats he does get quite upsetcause this righteous little kitty really hates the 1%He's a Liberal KittyThat's the Liberal KittyHe shimmy, shimmy, shimmies to the left,and has the right to meowHe voted for Kamala but it didn't countcause he's a liberal kitty, and just a literal catHe's just a feline sharing his viewsHe doesn't see why people care which bathroom you useand it seems like you shouldn't need 2 jobs to survivesellling toe bean pictures on the web to get byHe donates to causes, his toe beans are awesomeBetween Bernie and AOC his favorite's a toss-upHe thinks we'll have a woman running things eventuallyand he really thinks that catnip should be moved to schedule 3He's a liberal KittyThat's the Liberal KittyHe shimmy, shimmy, shimmies to the left,and has the right to meowHe voted for Kamala but it didn't countcause he's a liberal kitty, and just a literal catHe is my liberal kittyhe's from a deep blue cityhis toe beans are so prettyHe is my liberal kittyHe is my liberal kittyhe's from a deep blue cityhis toe beans: itty bittyHe is my liberal kitty ---- Matt's Song -----Title: Aurora Teagarden: Reunited and it feels so DeadlyAdditional Challenge: Must be titled after a Hallmark MovieLyrics:i gotta wonder what you're doing herei gotta little too comfortable i thinki guess we gotta little used to notrunning in running in running in each othernow we've had a bit of time to stewto really soften us up and soak it all ini thought i had a lot to say to youbut open my mouth and bite off the tip of my tongueREUNITED AND IT FEELS SO DEADLYREUNITED AND IT FEELS SO DEADLYNANANANANAwhat a pity that you brought a guni really thought for a moment you were happy to see me nowwhat a shame that i came preparedwith a kev with a kev with a kevlar vestand then you ask me if i liked the tasteof my freshly brewed polonium teanot as much as i like the soundof the boom of the bomb that has gone off right under your seatREUNITED AND IT FEELS SO DEADLYREUNITED AND IT FEELS SO DEADLYHate is really just a feeling that we shareI squeeze your hand just to check you are still thereAnd I feel like squeeze back in the dark
    続きを読む 一部表示
    35 分
  • S3E3: Caramel Party
    2025/03/17
    There's a Caramel Party happening in the Jam McCabin. On Episode 3 we're talking pranks and making two new tunes.Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode. Huge thanks to ⁠⁠DeepBlueInk ⁠⁠ for our artwork and squeezing us into his busy schedule!If you'd like to download the demos we showed off, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠you can go to our ⁠⁠Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to pay-what-you-want to support us!Our Music:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Narcissist Cookbook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bug Hunter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and follow us on ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠, ⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠, etc!Please rate / review and share the show (and our music) with friends!-- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW --Prompt: "Unframed Photographs"----Bug's Song-----Title: After The FactAdditional Challenge: CAR/MALL/PARTYLyrics:Its a tough day for the home teammoving furniture is easy, its the personal stuff that worries mecause cleaning out your parents house is not how I imaginedwhile it looks like packing boxes up and sweepin out the cabinetsits another introduction to who you thought you knewa one-way heart to heart that's hard enough to make it throughwithout the pictures up in frames on the walls of your officea collection hand-selected to be handsome and flawlessI never saw the box of polaroids you'd forgottenpacked away inside a cabinet in the back of your garagethere's your first car with the hood poppedhere's you at a party with my uncle in a headlocksome candids of you camping, this one had to be from promits strange to see your arm around someone who isn't momI never knew that you knew Marty since you were in second gradeIn my head you met at work but now I don't know where that came fromA bunch of big assumptions never challenged while I couldA side I never saw because I thought I understoodNone of it was fiction but I learned after the factI'm mad you never told me but I'm madder I didn't askand all the pictures up in frames on the walls of your officea collection hand-selected to be handsome and flawlessI never saw the box of polaroids you'd forgottenpacked away inside a cabinet in the back of your garageAnd Now I know you better than I ever haveAnd it's nice to meet you after the factAnd Now I know you better than I ever haveAnd it's nice to meet you after the fact ---- Matt's Song -----Title: Pull You BelowAdditional Challenge: PRANK!Lyrics:You turned all the clocks back by 15 minutes a dayTil I felt like I was drowning just by being awakeYou switched out all the lightbulbsTil I couldn't even see my handsThere was a photograph beside my bedOf you and me but I don't recognise itWhispers and laughing out in the hallwayThere was a time I thinkBut I'm not sureYou called me by another nameWhere did I goPull me belowUnder the waterI might be lostFor now, but I'm clawingMy way from hell to your doorYou can't even look meDead in the eyesSo you won't see the lights coming onSo turn all of the clocks back by 15 minutes a dayI'm quietly counting the seconds awaySwitch out all of the lightbulbsFill the house with shadowThere was a photograph beside my bedOf you and me and I'm coming to get itSomething is moving out in the hallwayThere was a time our loveWas strong enoughTo raise me from the deadWhere will you goWhen I pull you belowUnder the water
    続きを読む 一部表示
    32 分