Host Bee Jellyfish tells about defending their child from a deranged attacker at a public library. The traumatic assault this week was not of interest to the Los Angeles Police Department, who directed Bee to file a report online. You'll hear of the brave citizen who helped Bee fight off the attacker, who was actually four inches shorter than Taylor Swift. This is our absurd effort to show how media can relate any story to Taylor Swift in order to lure Swifty listeners. We hope you'll subscribe to the podcast to get each new episode automatically.

QAnon conservative Lauren Boebert was caught giving comfort to the enemy while heavy petting with her Democratic date in a theatre crowded with children. Bee Jellyfish and Mr. Shovel give a thumbs down review of the softcore scene caught on nightvision video.

Russell Brand in the hotseat after an investigative report reveals serious allegations of sexual assault. And, a Mexican government panel reveals the bodies of what they say are ancient aliens. Bee is not so sure!

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Shovel crawls back from COVID-19 isolation. Jellyfish dishes up long-distance relationship advice to Aussie over a "5 commandments" ultimatum. Bee also checks in with cautionary tales of social credit scores, and some fresh Malaysian Flight 370 alien conspiracies. Be sure to subscribe for free to receive each new episode. We'll let you be in our nightmare, if we can be in yours!