Jon D. takes on ketchup conspiracies (seriously — check the Pantone match), why Andor might just be the best Star Wars content ever created. Plus listener giveaways, and more. It’s part stand-up, part soapbox, and full of Jon D. style.

🧃The Great Ketchup Conspiracy: ever wonder why the Heinz bottle at your favorite restaurant doesn't taste quite right? Jon breaks down how Heinz is now using Pantone color codes on its labels to bust restaurants refilling bottles with off-brand junk. (Check your ketchup before you wreck your hot dog.)

🏒 Jon weighs in on the Stanley Cup Final: Panthers vs. Oilers, and yes, he’s pulling for Edmonton again. He also recaps the Capitals' season, including Ovi’s record-breaking moment, and breaks down what went wrong against Carolina (aka “the Dirty Canes”).

🌌 Jon dives deep into Andor Season 2, calling it the most grounded and realistic Star Wars yet. He praises the gritty world building, standout performances (shoutout to Cyril’s overbearing mom), and the bold storytelling choices.

📬 Congrats to Alex B. for winning the Amazon gift card for Ep. 72, and props to Wade B. for longtime loyalty — Wade’s getting a surprise $10 card just for sticking with the pod. Jon also answers the classic question: What’s up with the “D” in Jon D? (Spoiler: blame another comic from Pittsburgh and a clever suggestion from Mike Diesel.)

🎁 Want in on the giveaway? Email the minute mark where Jon says the episode title to JonDpodcom@gmail.com — first one to do it wins a $10 Amazon gift card. It’s an investment… but it might pay off. Eventually.

“You should ask to see the manager and ask for a free dessert — because you have been emotionally scarred.” – Jon D. Miller

This episode also includes:

• Memories of marrying ketchup bottles in restaurant side work
• Giant summer vacation families and chaotic beach town dinners
• NHL goal song beefs (looking at you, “Dallas Stars”)
• A little podcast voice creeping into Jon’s stand-up voice
• Jon’s case for watching Andor and Kenobi
• A shoutout to Real Genius and other great summer movies

Support & Connect: 💸 Venmo: @JonD.Podcom 📬 Listener mail / contest entries: JonDpodcom@gmail.com 📱 Instagram + Threads: @JonD.Podcom 👍 Facebook: Jon D Podcast 📺 YouTube: JonDPodcom (may include dumb stuff, but it's still worth it)

Recorded using a Shure SM7dB microphone.

Recorded & produced at Amber Tree Media Studio by Jon D PodCom

Charity Spotlight:

• No Kid Hungry – Helping school-age children access food, especially during summer break
• Wounded Warrior Project – Supporting America’s veterans with care, housing, and health
• BestFriends.org – Working to make every animal shelter a no-kill shelter nationwide

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After a break since December, Jon D. is back with Episode 72! He’s celebrating a big sobriety milestone and diving into everything from streaming service price hikes to freezing cold snaps and Canadian winters. Jon also chats about this year’s National Film Registry picks, shares a quick story about meeting Tommy Chong, and wonders—just how tall isCheech Marin, anyway? Plus, some NHL greatness, and a few thoughts on why not every Tesla deserves to be vandalized.

• Ovechkin’s Record Jon celebrates Ovi becoming the NHL’s all-time goal scorer, reflecting on watching his early career unfold in real time.
• Streaming Price Rant He unloads on Hulu, Netflix, and why loyalty gets punished while newcomers get sweet deals.
• Movie Talk: National Film Registry From Dirty Dancing to Up in Smoke and Wrath of Khan, Jon dishes on what makes a movie “culturally relevant.”

$10 Amazon Gift Card Challenge

Want a $10 Amazon gift card? Here's how:

1. Find the first time (or only time) the episode title phrase, “The Stonerifics of It,” is said.
2. Note the minute mark.
3. Email it to jondpodcom@gmail.com

First person to get it right wins. No bots, no BS, no African prince schemes - just a fun listener challenge.

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Jon gives a shout-out to these charities and encourages you to chip in if you can:

• No Kid Hungry
• Wounded Warrior Project
• Best Friends Animal Society

Or support something local in your own community. Just do something.

Host & Producer: Jon D. Miller

Socials:

Facebook: @JonDpodcast

@jondpodcom (IG, Threads, YouTube) Email: jondpodcom@gmail.com

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Copyright - Jon D. Podcast - 2025 - All Rights Reserved

Welcome to Episode 71 of Jon D Podcast! In this episode, Jon reflects on almost four years of no booze, he shares insights from his recent stand-up experiences, explores the art of building comedy routines, and answers a listener question about transitioning into a "working" comic. Plus, he gives updates on the NHL season, particularly his beloved Washington Capitals, and drops a festive shoutout to his favorite charities. Also, listen to find out how you can win an Amazon Gift Card!

Don't miss Jon's signature humor as he chats about upcoming plans and the joys of the holiday season.

What You’ll Hear:

• Reflections on sobriety: 3 years, 9 months, and counting
• What makes someone a "working comic"?
• Listener Q&A: Arjay from Reno writes in!
• Insights on joke development and structuring a set
• Shoutouts to fellow comedians and recent comedy shows
• NHL updates and thoughts on the Capitals’ season
• Holiday cheer: Charities worth supporting this season

Promo of the Show: 💥 Use promo code JonDpod12 at BlendJet.com to get 12% off your order plus free two-day shipping. Perfect for holiday gifts!

Featured Charities:

1. No Kid Hungry: Supporting children’s nutrition outside school.
2. Wounded Warrior Project: Helping veterans heal, especially during the holidays.
3. Best Friends Animal Society: Striving for no-kill shelters nationwide by 2025.

Connect with Jon:

• Instagram & Threads: @JonDpodcom
• Facebook: Jon D Podcast
• Venmo: Support the show at @JonDpodcom
• #StandUpComedyLife #HolidayGiving #ComedyPodcast

Listen now wherever you get your podcasts and leave a review to support the show!