Join Scotty and Jude as they talk all things lockdown and pandemic. Hear about Scotty’s goatee and reflux and meet Jude’s new lover – a talking toy rat called Gary.

Join Scotty and Jude as they discuss clitoris jewellery. Hear how a tiny part of Jude’s vagina once looked like Sandra Bullock’s face and guess what part of Scotty is atrophied.

Join Scotty and Jude as they unashamedly use the 1974 Australian film Petersen as an excuse to talk about their nude suits. Hear how Jude went home with an inflatable, vibrating couch with two attachable vibrators, while on the same night, Scotty had her face zipped into a gimp mask.

Join Scotty and Jude as they discuss the documentary Me and My Penis. Hear how Jude expected her first penis to look like a bible learn how Scotty persuaded her partner John to put up a trellis for the climbing rose.

Join Scotty and Jude as the share drinking stories. Hear how Jude had sex with a jumper and how Scotty ended up on all fours outside a busload of young male comedians.

Join Scotty and Jude as they talk about The Crown and SAS Australia. Hear how Jude wound up with a pillow case over her head and be dazzled by Scotty’s impression of Gillian Anderson as Margaret Thatcher.

Join Scotty and Jude as they discuss the highs and lows of their careers. Hear how breakfast radio forced Judith to have a colonic irrigation and how Scotty was once carried onto the stage by a giant Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

Join Scotty and Jude as they discuss everything from dry vaginas to orthotics. Heat how Judith was once blown on by a sleazy elf and Scotty once raced a sausage dog to the finish line during a charity walk.