In this episode, we talk about naked and afraid (and we ain't built for that let me tell you), get out, Mika's love for BIPOC and ZOMBIEESSS! Also, Mika was lowkey shifting into Full Metal Alchemist like that girl was a locked in romantic...

BAN men from ordering matchas and BAN them from buying books- We're back btw! Thank you guys for the continued support and for sticking with us through our two-month hiatus. Anyway, in this episode we talk about Ballson Boone again, men and books, and Mika's upcoming (and already failed) singing career... DOUBLE DROP BTW!

Hydrogen water bottles are a SCAM, stop buying them we beg of you! Also, our kids will be nerds or adoption :)

Today we welcome our special guest Zoryiah!!! We talk about pathological liars, banks, ash trevino, and zoryiah's wig... Which we will be propping up btw...

First of all, that freak lemur is terrifying... Second, we need to BAN shiesties it is an EPIDEMIC. Thank you guys so much for the support on our first episode! Many more to come!

Happy Valentine's Day! This is our first-ever episode of Lavender Marriage, you can expect us to introduce ourselves, and because this episode is Valentine's themed we talk about icks! Thank you so much for listening, this podcast means a lot to us so expect to hear from us weekly!

P.S. The awful clapping stops around 3 minutes in, my bad :( - Chris