Catch us in the après ski lounge — where the drinks are chilled, but the drama is sizzling! On this week’s episode of Lounge Lizards, Ashlynn and Kate head across the country to Mormon territory exploring the fascinating lives of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. We’re celebrating the fifth season premiere of Bravo’s hit franchise — trying to serve our own taglines, chat about how we’re Meredith Marks and Lisa Barlow apologists, and wonder how we’d fare as Bravo housewives…

Join us as we discuss the evolution of this franchise, and how this season seems to negate any naysayers that didn’t think it would level up post-exit of last season’s villain, Monica. Will Meredith and Whitney team up together to release a bath bomb collaboration? Who will Mary M. Cosby call inbred now that Heather is Ozempic-ified? Is Bronwyn wearing a costume or couture?

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Are you an Ugly or are you a Pretty? On this week’s episode of Lounge Lizards, Ashlynn and Kate talk about the recently released Netflix fever dream, Uglies, based on the YA series written by Scott Westerfeld. This movie has everything a preteen is looking for in a dystopian future — hoverboards, Instagram filters, and evil hot people!

Listen as we try to understand the psyche behind McG’s directing choices, the tuneless EDM bops on the soundtrack, and whether or not we’d get plastic surgery for a better tomorrow! What would you change about yourself if it meant “saving the world?” Would you let Laverne Cox give you a fierce makeover?

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Linkies:

Scathing Rotten Tomatoes Review: https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/uglies

Glenn Close/Ken Doll Tweet: https://x.com/MediumSizeMeech/status/1835364862051938430

Uglies is Impressively Bad Tweet: https://x.com/modeltits/status/1834998516592034200

What’s the Street Sayin’
It's what's on the inside that counts, but unfortunately Uglies doesn't have much going on in there, either.

Just be warned…if you say it once more, there shall be chaos and hell in store! On this episode of Lounge Lizards, Ashlynn and Kate review Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, the sequel to the 1988 cult classic created by living legend, Tim Burton. In case you were wondering if this sequel could ever live up to the OG — we will certainly give you the tea!

We’re discussing WHY certain cast members may not be available for the sequel * DRAMA*, how we’d want to hitch a ride on the Soul Train, and how Tim Burton is always casting his latest squeeze in his films. See if you can stack up against Kate’s knowledge of Tim Burton cinematography, pick your own FMK partners from the franchise, and drop a line about whatever song you’d choose to up the “Day-O” ante!

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