This week on Mr. Windy’s Running On Empty, Charles Gary Shaw, Crabber, Shrimper, and Man of the Sea, a.k.a. Man of the Van, returns with another unfiltered dispatch from his unpredictable life. Mr. Windy kicks things off with updates from his backyard: the garden’s growing, the chickens are clucking (except the ones lost to chicken hawks), and he’s on the hunt for wild mushrooms. There’s talk of monster burgers and a heap of stories that, frankly, even his most loyal fans might not care about—but that’s how Mr. Windy rolls.

Shifting gears, Mr. Windy dives into politics, proudly listing off major accomplishments of the Trump administration. But he doesn’t shy away from controversy, calling out the ongoing war in Ukraine despite Trump’s bold promise to end it in 24 hours.

In a powerful and personal moment, Charles opens up about a traumatic story from his past, sharing the emotional scars left behind and the haunting song that still echoes in his mind.

Of course, no episode would be complete without Mr. Windy’s signature rants. He wraps up with some choice words for Gentry and his entire family, ensuring the episode ends with the kind of raw, unapologetic energy fans have come to expect.

Tune in for a wild ride through the mind of Mr. Windy—where nothing is off limits, and everything is Running On Empty.

This week on Mr. Windy's Running On Empty, the epic feud between Omelette and Finster rages on with no signs of truce. Mr. Windy doesn't hold back, calling out their soft hands and claiming they couldn't record a song even if their lives depended on it - they've already lost. Feeling the sting of defeat under Mr. Windy's beat must be a sad place indeed. The challenge is clear: come on the show, bring your band, and prove you're a man. Expect plenty of sharp words and the signature CRAB, CRAB, SHARK! taunt that lets you know exactly who’s being called out. Tune in for the latest chapter in this fiery rivalry on Running On Empty with Mr. Windy. 🦀🦀🦈‼️

Wow! Mr. Windy's Diss Track is Savage. OK!! A "diss track" is a song that aims to attack or disparage another person verbally, often stemming from an existing feud or conflict. Mr. Windy's Diss Track is for Omelette and Finster on WKLT in Northern Travers City, Michigan! OK BYE.

An' I'm like, "Whaaat's da big deal 'bout dis sowng?" It's about (hiccup) my moth ah fu kin ass. An' dey're all like, "Dude, it's jus' so... so... (stammering) so... gooood!" (laughing) (hiccup) An' I'm like, "Yeeeah, I know, man... I'm a genius!" (hiccup) Cuz I wrote it, riiight? (slurring) I'm da bes' songwriter eva! (burp) (hiccup)

An' now, ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout it, man... it plays on radio (mumbling) dey're all like, "Have you heard dat new sowng?" (hiccup) An' I'm like, "Yeeeah, I'm da one who wrote it, riiight?" (laughing) (hiccup) An' dey're all like, "Wow, you're so talented!" (slurring) An' I'm like, "Yeeeah, I know, man... I'm a rockstar!" (hiccup) (burp) this aint' my only hit record. Shhhhhiii.

So, lissten up, ev'rybuddy... WKLT(burp) (hiccup) You gotta hear dis sowng, man... it's K Rock, but Country (slurring) It's gonna be da bes' thing you eva heard, riiight? (laughing) (hiccup) Cuz it's got, like, da bes' beat, an' da bes' lyriks... (mumbling) an' ev'rybody's gonna love it, man... (hiccup) Trust me, I know what I'm talkin' 'bout... (burp) (hiccup) I'm da expert, riiight? (laughing) Woo-hoo! (hiccup) call my phone. F What?

Tumble Weed is itching to be on the road again. Northern Michigan in the rearview? Packin' up and leaving? Well, Summertime is close, ok I'll Stay. Wow! Charles Gets F'ed everyday and twice on Sunday. Let's get RB's Funny Little Starfish Man.

After 5 Seasons of Mr. Windy's Running On Empty Podcast, Charles Faces The Music in Front Of God and Country. Mr. Windy Now Knows The Power Of The Lord. Mr. Windy Is Now Free! Free from Racism, Free From Hate, Free From Procrastination and Self-Sabotage. Free From Abusing Drugs and Alcohol, well one thing at a time. Our Show Is Brought To You In Part By Headspace. Are You Sabotaging Yourself?

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Mr. Windy's Running On Empty - Mr. Windy Comes Out In The End.

In the beginning, Charles must decide between fleeing to Florida or standing his ground in Northern Michigan. In between Mr Windy loses weight by giving up beer, shoveling snow and you know what.

The Almighty Steals Mr. Windy's Tshirt Idea and Will Not Pay Up. Jesus Christ! NO! God. GENTRY OR YANDLE WHOEVER IS PUTTIN MY SHOW OUT STOP IT WITH THE SHENANIGANS AND BAFOONARY I'M TRYIN' TO DO A SERIOUS BROADCAST. I THINK YOURE FU(%ING WITH ME, TRYIN TO CATCH ME DOIN, ANYTHING. THERES PEOPLE WAITING ON THIS PODCAST AND I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO THEM PEOPLE. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. XOXO