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In this third-to-last episode of the podcast, we speedrun some recent film reviews, discuss "Godzilla, King of the Monsters!" (1956) and "Freddy vs Jason" (2003), and finish developing the story for our yet-to-be-titled pirate horror film.

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A more casual episode as we discuss recent(ish) movie news (mostly specifically superhero movie news), find out who's the next victim of our pirate horror film, and discuss a film that is unfortunately not as noteworthy as the tragedy that occurred while filming.

Alex is back for another totally normal podcast episode where we definitely talk about one singular movie. (And then I talk about Madame Web.)

This is the full unedited audio track for our improvised dub of Pokemon: Destiny Deoxys. To enjoy the full experience, you will need your own copy of the film to sync up with this audio track. Make sure you have the film paused at 0:00 and muted, and use the countdown included on this track to press play at the right moment. Enjoy the dub!

This is the full unedited audio track for our improvised dub of The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out Of Water. To enjoy the full experience, you will need your own copy of the film to sync up with this audio track. Make sure you have the film paused at 0:00 and muted, and use the countdown included on this track to press play at the right moment. Enjoy the dub!

Guess we don't have to avoid talking about AMPTP-produced films anymore. That lasted all of one episode. In addition, we start developing the actual story for our pirate horror film and discuss the film some people (but definitely not Jacob) call "the best Hitchcock film Hitchcock never made."

This is the full unedited audio track for our improvised dub of The Hobbit (the 1977 Rankin/Bass animated film). To enjoy the full experience, you will need your own copy of the film to sync up with this audio track. Make sure you have the film paused at 0:00 and muted, and use the countdown included on this track to press play at the right moment. Enjoy the dub!

CAST:

Jacob as Bilbo Baggins/Uber Eats

Alex as John "Gandalf" Burger King/Smaug/McDonald's Army/Other Monsters/Traumatized Ball

Stan as Percy Thorin Jackson/Gollum's Balls

Noah as Gollum McGollum/Bard/Plot Important NPC/Burger King Army/Popeyes Army/Noah Nelson