Ew. Gross. Just... ew.

An artist (Nicolas Cage) drifts to New Orleans and explores the theme of lust with his poet buddy's (Judge Reinhold) wife (Erika Anderson). (Synopsis courtesy of Rotten Tomatoes)

What in the Hell did we just watch?

"A notorious criminal must break an evil curse in order to rescue an abducted girl who has mysteriously disappeared." (Synopsis from IMDB)

Put. The bunny. Back. In. The. Box.

"Newly-paroled ex-con and former U.S. Ranger Cameron Poe finds himself trapped in a prisoner-transport plane when the passengers seize control." (Synopsis from IMDB)

In the not to distant future, Nic Cage drives an El Camino and must save America.

"In the near future, global warming turns parts of the American Midwest into a desert. In its attempt to take hold of the economic recession, a government agency called The Humanity Bureau exiles members of society deemed unproductive and banishes them to a colony known as New Eden. An ambitious and impartial caseworker Noah Kross investigates a case appealed by a single mother and her son. Knowing the unjust fate of the innocent boy, Kross sets off to save the lives of the mother and child." (Synopsis from Rotten Tomatoes)

Did you know Werner Herzog directed a Nicolas Cage detective film?!?!?

"Terence McDonagh is a drug- and gambling-addled detective in post-Katrina New Orleans investigating the killing of five Senegalese immigrants." (synopsis courtesy of IMDB)

It's Top Gun but with Helicopters!

"Army lovers (Nicolas Cage, Sean Young) and their task-force leader (Tommy Lee Jones) join the drug war in Apache assault helicopters." (Synopsis from Rotten Tomatoes)

Nicolas Cage with an Italian accent.

"An epic tale about the enduring hope of love and the devastating brutality of war, set amid the Italian occupation of Greece during World War II. " (Synopsis from Rotten Tomatoes)

"This is why I must trust my shamanic instincts as a thespian." Join us for the most Nic Cage experience of all time!

"Nicolas Cage stars as... Nick Cage in the action-comedy The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent. Creatively unfulfilled and facing financial ruin, the fictionalized version of Cage must accept a $1 million offer to attend the birthday of a dangerous superfan (Pedro Pascal). Things take a wildly unexpected turn when Cage is recruited by a CIA operative (Tiffany Haddish) and forced to live up to his own legend, channeling his most iconic and beloved on-screen characters in order to save himself and his loved ones. With a career built for this very moment, the seminal award-winning actor must take on the role of a lifetime: Nick Cage." (Synopsis from Rotten Tomatoes)