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Your hosts were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should. So they smoked. A lot. What’s in this episode? It’s anyone’s guess. According to the notes, we talked about a man who followed Cait’s bad advice about cracking open a cold on on the road. There’s something about a manatee getting pissed on. We watch idiots run on legos and replace the soccer ball with a bowling ball. We see who’s putting out their fishing line in the dating pool. And what would a bonus episode be without a wenis filled mad libs? Join the fun, we’re all mad here.

Ready yourselves to get the blood pumping. And then allow for 4 or so hours to get it back to normal as we cover an idiot in Australia who took what is sure to be an unregulated concoction of boner pills. Speaking of things that should remain hidden, Hidden Valley Ranch partnered with Burt's Bees to make a horrific line of lip balms that sold out almost immediately. It was started as a joke and should have remained that way. And finally, everyone's favorite red monster shows up on X because apparently no one warned him it is not a safe space for warm and innocent souls. Elmo asked how everyone was doing and was not prepared for the harsh reality of those of us who grew up on Sesame Street. Grab a cookie, cozy in to your trash can (since it's the only property we can afford to purchase) and prepare to trauma dump on Elmo!

Join us as we dive into dessert following dinner. Unfortunately dessert was pickle and mac n cheese flavored ice cream but we're still alive! We kick off this week discussing how one southern congressman wants to pass a bill that would make animal control responsible for picking up furries. The other wants to make cousin loving legal...in the biblical sense. We watch dumb people fight cars and other humans twice their size for fun. And we get an unsatisfying story about how yet another rich family got bailed out while the rest of us have to not order avocado toast to pay our rent or whatever out of touch blowhards say.

Welcome back, Dummies. Chaos ensues once more and we embrace it more than ever. Join us this week I make a drunk confession of my shenanigans on Tiktok. Cait and I expose our horrible dating stories...alright, maybe only one of us was the terrible one. We offer a woman marriage counseling as she worries she might be losing her man. And we finish out hard with a missed connection about love, swiping and lack of wiping. It's all here for your enjoyment, or to torture your enemies with as you subject them to a marathon of the show after strapping them to a chair. We'll take the listens count however we can get them!

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The first bonus episode, exclusive to Patreon subscribers! Join us for an unhinged and nearly unedited episode of chaos as we drink, tell terrible jokes, analyze bears to determine if they're not just men in a bear suit and kids who drink the blood of my little pony characters. Strap in and remember, this was your hard-earned money that lead you here.

This week we talk about a murder most foul! And how one woman used soda to destroy the evidence. Or she just looked like a complete moron. We also discuss our own experience with the 1UP Sour Candy Challenge and make the world a better place with our glowing review on Amazon. And because this wouldn't be an episode of the show you love without Cait spazzing out, we discuss what we think could be the urban dictionary definition of Spastic Eagle. If you haven't been watching the episodes yet, you may wanna start for that one! It's insane no one has shut us down yet but here we go!

Written by: Anthony Hockenberry

Performed by: Anthony Hockenberry & Cait Kurdyla

Edited by: Caryn Kurdyla

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