What if a crocodile could be both a spiritual guardian and a floating turd? That's just one of the head-scratchers we tackle in our latest episode of Screams & Streams, where we embark on a hilariously critical exploration of the 1987 Australian film "Dark Age." This movie's inexplicable 100% Rotten Tomatoes rating left us bewildered, and we're not afraid to express our candid dissatisfaction. From a killer crocodile with supposed ESP connections to bizarre character dynamics, we question the credibility of its narrative while sharing humorous observations on the film's many shortcomings.

Join us as we rip apart "Dark Age" scene by scene, drawing comparisons to genre classics like "Jaws" and "Lake Placid," and pondering where this movie went wrong. We discuss everything from rushed love stories with zero chemistry to the peculiar dedication of the protagonist to wildlife over personal relationships. Our critique doesn't hold back when it comes to the film's clichés, ill-timed comedic moments, and the mechanical crocodile that just couldn't quite deliver the suspense it so desperately strives for. Betty White, knee-high socks, and beer cans all make appearances in this riotous breakdown of what could have been a thrilling creature feature.

Despite its problematic racial depictions and mismatched music choices, we do find a few redeeming elements, such as the respectful portrayal of aboriginal cultures and some stunning scenic shots. However, these moments are few and far between as we analyze the film's jaw-dropping character behavior and the questionable intentions of its filmmakers. Grab your "Sinister Sip"—a tart cocktail called the Crocodile—and buckle up for an episode filled with plenty of laughs, insightful critiques, and irreverent takes on a film that left us scratching our heads.

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Have you ever wondered what happens when space vampires descend upon London? Brace yourself for our take on Tobe Hooper's 1985 sci-fi spectacle, "Lifeforce," a film that left us both baffled and entertained. We attempt to unravel the puzzling narrative with a healthy dose of humor and critique, spotlighting everything from Patrick Stewart's scene-stealing presence to the film's absurd portrayal of astronaut horniness and questionable quarantine protocols. Along the way, we indulge in a cocktail concoction of bourbon, coffee, vanilla liqueur, and orange bitters—trust us, it'll make the cinematic chaos easier to swallow.

Join us as we pick apart the film's special effects, from outdated spaceship scenes to perplexing sound design, which add layers of unintentional comedy to the already bizarre storyline. We share our favorite poorly written lines and scenes so bewildering they could rival moments from "The Office." The film's oddball character names, incoherent plot, and gratuitous nudity provide endless fodder for our discussion, and we can't help but question Canon Films' audacious attempt to transcend its B-movie roots.

Get ready for a whirlwind of "what the fuck" moments and intriguing trivia, like the film's mysterious corpses finding new life in "The Mummy" (1999). From the chaotic depiction of an apocalyptic London to Matilda May's performance amidst the madness, we reflect on "Lifeforce" as a cinematic relic that raises more questions than it answers. Grab your headphones and a stiff drink as we navigate through this cult classic with humor, nostalgia, and a touch of disbelief.

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Is Videodrome more prophetic warning than a mere 80s horror oddity? Explore the intricate world of David Cronenberg's 1983 masterpiece with us on Screams & Streams as we dissect its blend of horror and science fiction. With a toast to our episode's inspired beverage, "Long Live the New Flesh," we dive headfirst into our initial impressions of the film. While Mike finds himself captivated by the movie's philosophical musings and vibrant aesthetics, Sam and Chad remain skeptical about its execution and acting. Our discussion takes a closer look at Videodrome's enduring themes, like the disorienting impact of technology on human perception and the seductive danger of obsession.

We take a deep dive into the character evolution within Videodrome, focusing on Nicki's intriguing and unsettling transformation. From Max Ren's bemused declaration about Videodrome being "just torture and murder, very little plot," to Mr. Oblivion's eccentric television appearances, we touch on some of the film's most notable quotes. While praising the film's thought-provoking commentary on media consumption, we don't shy away from critiquing its outdated elements—like the use of cassette tapes and certain social attitudes—which don't hold up well today.

Join us as we unravel the behind-the-scenes tales of "Videodrome's" complex production. From James Woods' refusal to don the VR headset to the infamous 19-hour video slit scene shoot, the making of this cult classic was as captivating as the film itself. Uncover the real-world parallels to themes of media influence and violence, as well as the controversies that shaped its release. Whether you're a devoted fan or a newcomer, our episode promises a compelling exploration of Cronenberg's ability to craft a narrative that continues to resonate and push boundaries in the horror genre.

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