In this episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel head to a land far, far away to make animal balloons, swim through mud, and have waffles with 2001’s Shrek.

During the show your hosts discuss gentrification, discrimination, cartoon horniness, and fail to perfect a Scottish accent. Listen and enjoy to find out if Shrek has shelf life.

0:00:00 -Start of podcast

0:17:02 - Shrek backstory

0:35:52 - Shrek walk through

1:23:17 - DuLoc

2:14:27 - Love montage

3:01:42 - Shelf life verdict

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BOOOOOOO! It’s the time of year for trick or treating, pumpkins, bonfires, and of course spooky pop culture. That’s right it’s Christmas time…I mean Halloween. And Shelf Life’s annual tradition is back with more Halloween related subjects from the haunted studio.

This year it is all about family as Kevin and Rachel discuss different eras of family Halloween episodes of TV. Starting in the modern age with Modern Family and then going to the prehistoric age with Dinosaurs. Your hosts discuss accent shaming, muzzling toddlers, proper office attire, and hiring an exorcist from a phonebook.

Listen and enjoy to find out if Modern Family Halloween and Dinosaurs Terrible Twos have shelf life.

0:00:00 - Start of podcast

0:11:13 - Modern Family S2E6 Halloween

1:33:54 - Halloween Shelf Life Verdict

1:40:39 - Dinosaurs S4E6 Terrible Twos

2:53:21 - Terrible Twos Shelf Life Verdict

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Dinosaurs Season 4 - watch full episodes streaming online

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The opinion, beliefs, and viewpoints expressed by the characters portrayed by those on the podcast are tongue and cheek meant for entertainment purposes only and very sarcastic. The impressions done on the show are out of love and done poorly. Any clips or music used within the show is used for review effect and is property of the owners. The viewpoints do not represent those of the hosts, people, institutions, and organizations who the creators may or may not be associated with in professional or personal capacity.

In this episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel summon psychic powers and head into the light with Tobe Hooper’s 1982 horror classic Poltergeist. A movie where a regular family has to deal with a bunch of ghosts taking over the house.

During the show your hosts discuss creepy toys, real estate development, skeletons, and at what point do you just cut your losses and leave? Listen and enjoy to find out if Poltergeist has shelf life.

0:00:00 - Start of podcast

0:11:56 - Poltergeist backstory

0:28:41 - Poltergeist walkthrough

1:18:30 - They're here

2:11:16 - The Whisper Scene

2:30:46 - Tangina Barrons

2:59:44 - Life with the Flennings

3:22:37 - Shelf Life Verdict

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The opinion, beliefs, and viewpoints expressed by the characters portrayed by those on the podcast are tongue and cheek meant for entertainment purposes only and very sarcastic. The impressions done on the show are out of love and done poorly. Any clips or music used within the show is used for review effect and is property of the owners. The viewpoints do not represent those of the hosts, people, institutions, and organizations who the creators may or may not be associated with in professional or personal capacity.

In this episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel use their detective license and head to Gotham City to find the Holiday Killer in The Long Halloween. A comic where Gotham City’s Batman ruins every holiday for a year.

During the show your hosts discuss father's day gifts, made up holidays, how creepy the Calendar Man is, and do more bad impressions. Listen and enjoy to find out if The Long Halloween has Shelf Life.

0:00:00 - Start of podcast

0:03:07 - April's Fool Day

0:13:21 - Mother's Day

0:32:31 - Father's Day

0:53:51 - Independence Day

1:10:47 - Roman Holiday

1:27:35 - Labor Day

1:41:18 - Punishment

2:22:04 - Shelf Life Verdict

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The opinion, beliefs, and viewpoints expressed by the characters portrayed by those on the podcast are tongue and cheek meant for entertainment purposes only and very sarcastic. The impressions done on the show are out of love and done poorly. Any clips or music used within the show is used for review effect and is property of the owners. The viewpoints do not represent those of the hosts, people, institutions, and organizations who the creators may or may not be associated with in professional or personal capacity.

In this episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel use their detective license and head to Gotham City to find the Holiday Killer in The Long Halloween. A comic where Gotham City’s Batman ruins every holiday for a year.

During the show your hosts do bad Batman impressions, recite old nursery rhymes, join the Falcone crime family, and what exactly was happening to Bruce with Poison Ivy? It's part 1 of 2 of The Long Halloween. So listen and enjoy the first half of the journey to determine if it has shelf life.

0:00:00 - Start of podcast

0:08:54 - Long Halloween backstory

0:26:37 - Crime

1:19:43 - Thanksgiving

1:35:25 - Christmas

1:52:27 - New Year's Eve

2:00:27 - Valentine's Day

2:11:04 - St. Patrick's Day

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The opinion, beliefs, and viewpoints expressed by the characters portrayed by those on the podcast are tongue and cheek meant for entertainment purposes only and very sarcastic. The impressions done on the show are out of love and done poorly. Any clips or music used within the show is used for review effect and is property of the owners. The viewpoints do not represent those of the hosts, people, institutions, and organizations who the creators may or may not be associated with in professional or personal capacity.

In the first episode of Volume 5, Kevin and Rachel open up an ancient curse with Stephen Sommers’ 1999 adventure film The Mummy. A movie where Brendan Fraser saves the world by playing an Indiana Jonesesque character.

During the episode, your hosts discuss how good looking the cast is, cat allergies, proper times to take a nap, and add a bunch of quotes to the Shelf Life big board. Listen and enjoy to find out if The Mummy has shelf life.

0:00:00 - Start of podcast

0:12:55 - The Mummy backstory

0:27:02 - The Mummy walkthrough

1:43:49 - The return to Hamunaptra

2:10:33 - No harm ever came from reading a book

2:43:38 - The mummy soul sucking rampage

3:01:12 - The sand wall trick

3:29:40 - Shelf Life Verdict

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And we're back! It's time for Shelf Life Volume 5 to be added to your list. Now even bigger than before! Check out the trailer to get hyped for the next volume!

Shelf Life Volume 5 starts soon!

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The opinion, beliefs, and viewpoints expressed by the characters portrayed by those on the podcast are tongue and cheek meant for entertainment purposes only and very sarcastic. The impressions done on the show are out of love and done poorly. The viewpoints do not represent those of the hosts, people, institutions, and organizations who the creators may or may not be associated with in professional or personal capacity.

OHHHH that's right! We are back! It's time for an XTRA LARGE volume of Shelf Life. Volume 5 is here for the Fall and Winter! And we bring in some big hitters from pop culture from all across the spectrum. We've got ogres, mummies, batmen, spies, ghosts, time travel, more mutants, double turns, college frats, and so much more! So join us on the journey of Volume 5 and enjoy the breakdown of the card for the next few months of your listening journey.

See subjects to be covered below.

Shelf Life Volume 5 Subjects:

• The Mummy (1999)
• The Long Halloween (1996)
• Poltergeist (1982)
• Shrek (2001)
• Dr. Who Series 1 parts 4-6 (2005)
• Dr. No (1962)
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles season 1 (1987)
• Parks and Recreation season 1 (2009)
• A Christmas Story (1980)
• Streets of Rage 2 (1993)
• Wrestlemania XIII (1997)
• Animal House (1978)
• And the MAIN EVENT of Volume 5...Iron Man (2008)

Make sure to collect all the Shelf Life episodes in Volume 5 coming to you soon!

Be sure to subscribe to the show, check out the website, and be sure to spread the word of the podcast. And if this is your first episode, check out the rest of the catalog, there may be something in it you'll like. https://shelflifepodcast.wixsite.com/shelflife

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The opinion, beliefs, and viewpoints expressed by the characters portrayed by those on the podcast are tongue and cheek meant for entertainment purposes only and very sarcastic. The impressions done on the show are out of love and done poorly. Any clips or music used within the show is used for review effect and is property of the owners. The viewpoints do not represent those of the hosts, people, institutions, and organizations who the creators may or may not be associated with in professional or personal capacity.