Eating like shit & then buying shit off Craigslist has crappy consequences for Bryan & his shorts. Luckily a secret back-up shower saves the day, but will he lose his job over it, or get the poo-motion he deserves? Twin Sisters Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle are all ears.

Holy moly, it's E. coli. Twin Sisters Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle follow Crusty Caleb down the rabbit hole & across the pond, where they left a trail of music & shit all across Europe only to wind up a freak in the sheets. All aboard!!!

For Episode 19, Twin Sisters Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle channel the voice of Berto's long-suffering, finicky Asshole, only to learn that donut distraction leads to retaliatory rectal ruin.

It’s a huge sausage fest over here for Episode 18! Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle marvel at Debbie Depends’ candid camera crap, whose ripple effects were felt (& seen) for decades to come! This was for sure one of the Greatest Shits of 1993!

Ever been gASSlit by the dismal US medical system? Twin Sisters Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle are enthralled by the suspected anesthesia poo that left their guest, Mary, with unanswered questions & an achy anus. Trust your gut on this one! Trigger warning: surgical shit

Portland, Oregon is The Shitty of Roses thanks to some free organic fertilizer. Twin Sisters Sara Sparkle & Amanda Sparkle welcome Guest Butt Liquid Lee, who answers the age-old question: What happens when your shit *does* smell like roses? Get on your bikes and ride!

An overdose of magnesium supplements backfires in the poopiest of ways. Twin Sisters Amanda Sparkle (aka poop witch psychic) & Sara Sparkle bear witness as party powerhouse & club fashionista Loose Lala proclaims her chia seed shit to the world. Beware lace thongs & once again: never trust a fart!

What's it like to have diarrhea for a whole year? What happens when a fancy Japanese toilet goes haywire on your anus? Twin Sisters Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle listen with bated breath as Guest Ima Dium answers these questions with dignity, resilience and a white skort. Get ready to eat some pea soup with a side of ass!