MAFS UK, season 9, week 9, 2024: we're here for the dumpster fire.

It's the LAST WEEK of MAFS UK Season 9 and EVERYONE'S bottom bin this week. We've got final vows! We've got the reunion! We've got the final sofa session! Some people stay together. Some people are barely speaking! It's a MONSTER week and Geordie and Michelle are dipping a toe in the chicken bucket minus Jay yet again but to be honest, there's no room for Jay's opinion because Geordie and Michelle are on complete opposite sides of the fence with the Polly and Adam sh*tshow. Michelle thinks Adam's been thrown under the bus by the experts and the show. Geordie thinks Adam is childish. Michelle thinks Polly is a bullying monster. Geordie thinks Polly was misled. Gloves are off! What do you think?

And then there are the others... We've got dangly earrings! We've got muppet dresses! We've got feuds and rejections! We've got stuffed toys and turtle badges. We've got Luke regretting not terrorising Amy's b*mhole! We've got Hannah and Ryan who look like friends with benefits and Sacha in a purple-rinse Miss Piggy wig. We've got Kieran who can't help but spill he's been on dates and Holly going ballistic. We've got Hannah giving carvery and Kristina in floods of tears. We've got Stephen still shooting his shot and Orson flirting with Hannah. We've got Polly ruining the dinner party for everyone and Adam giving spite. Is Charlie still a lesbian and will Caspar ever see how great Emma is? What's with that knitted Mongolian Robe Kaftan Cardigan? What's with all the matchy matchy coords between Lathan and Lacey? Who stays together and who's a happy single? And where are the couples now? Listen now for all the goss! Harsh but fair. And just our opinions!

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MAFS UK, season 9, week 8, 2024: we're here for the dumpster fire.

This week, Geordie and Michelle are doing the MAFS on all things Married At First Sight UK, episodes 29, 30, 31 and 32. And it's a scrunchie full of drams... We see the end of homestays, last dates and girls and boys night... Luke is putting his foot in it left, right and centre, dropping lies, licking dogs, making sexy innuendos, commenting on the glow up, calling out Amy's botox and her mouldy ceiling. He upsets her friends... Rings are thrown, he can't tell her how many relationships he's had - can they turn it around? Craig McLachlan lookalike Ross is spanking that production budget by staying in yet another separate apartment after homestays - he's got a temper, so does Sacha. Can they make that final date work? And will either one of them move? Lacey and Nathan are super cute this week... Nathan gets a sick bag. Lacey gets a star. Moving on... Keiran and Kristina spend homestays apart and no matter what Kristina says, Kieran has the ick. He's not into her, he can't step up and has totally checked out. We feel for you, babe - RUN! And what's your take on Adam? Michelle thinks that poor b*stard is being honest, is out of his comfort zone, is giving Polly all he can but no matter what he does, he can't catch a break. Geordie thinks Adam is dishonest, is leading Polly on and can't meet Polly's needs. The pair go off-roading but it's the relationship that really goes off road. Can Adam get past the side-split jeans? Will Polly finally admit to herself he's just not into her? Plus we get cameos from ex brides and grooms who blow up the week even more. Listen now for all the goss! Harsh but fair. And just our opinions!

See you next week for the final Married At First Sight UK dump!

We love it when you write in! Email all your rants, raves and predictions to hello@eavesdroppinpodcast.com or slide into our DMs on Instagram @show_dumpin

For our exclusive first episode of Show Dumpin', head to https://www.patreon.com/eavesdroppin where Geordie, Jay and Michelle rip into the new season of MAFS UK.

Show Dumpin': An Eavesdroppin' production https://podfollow.com/eavesdroppin - give Eavesdroppin' a listen if you like real life, true crime and the supernatural!

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MAFS UK, season 9, week 7, 2024: we're here for the dumpster fire.

This week, Geordie, Jay and Michelle are doing the MAFS on all things Married At First Sight UK, episodes 25, 26, 27 and 28.

And it's another week and another hot mess... Bye bye Holly! Bye bye Alex! See you later Emma and Caspar... Now... Will Polly nibble that candy G-string? Will Adam ever want to throw one up her again? Will Luke get Amy to be more than a plank of wood? Will Amy be able to move past Luke's lies? Will Nathan and Lacey... oh whatever. Can Sacha ever be Ross's number one? Will Ross move (cos Sacha ain't doing it!)? Is it Blue or Bleu? How will Kieran ever see Kristina as more than a friend? Can Lacey ever be classy? How many lit-up trainer glass boxes can Adam have?? Listen now for all the goss! Harsh but fair. And just our opinions!

See you next week for another Married At First Sight UK dump!

We love it when you write in! Email all your rants, raves and predictions to hello@eavesdroppinpodcast.com or slide into our DMs on Instagram @show_dumpin

For our exclusive first episode of Show Dumpin', head to https://www.patreon.com/eavesdroppin where Geordie, Jay and Michelle rip into the new season of MAFS UK.

Show Dumpin': An Eavesdroppin' production https://podfollow.com/eavesdroppin

#mafsuk #marriedatfirstsight

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