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Katie and Bridget keep each other awake as they rewatch the 80's horror classic: A Nightmare on Elm Street! Come along as we meet Nancy, an allegedly 15 year old teenager, who begins to have nightmares about Freddy Krueger, a bumbly serial killer with finger knives! Ah! When her friend Tina, her boyfriend Glenn, and the local menace Rod all have similar dreams of the same man then everybody starts dying! Seriously - there's lots of cool deaths in this movie with lots and lots of blood. Nobody believes Nancy when she tries to tell everyone who the killer is - not even her Mom who murdered the damn guy and is keeping his finger knife glove in her basement as a trophy - spoiler alert! It's up to Nancy to do all the research, make all the booby traps, and fight back against Freddy in her dreams. Seriously, should Nancy be the chief of police instead of her father!? Released in 1984, it was written and directed by Wes Craven and stars Heather Langenkamp, Johnny Depp, Robert Englund, John Saxon, Amanda Wyss, Jsu Garcia, and Ronee Blakley.

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Katie and Bridget tell the entire plot of this movie to a stranger at a nursing home as they re-watch the movie: Fried Green Tomatoes! Come along as meet Evelyn, a housewife who gets ignored constantly until she meets her new BFF Ninny! When she tells the tale of her alleged sister-in-law Idgie and her basically love story with a woman named Ruth, Evelyn learns to stand up for herself and develop multiple personality disorder #Towanda. Idgie and Ruth's story spans over decades and includes numerous train accidents/deaths, the plot to the song "Goodbye Earl", forbidden love, domestic abuse, racism, patriarchal bullshit, and cannibalism! This movie has us asking the deep questions such as: Should all children still be shown PSA videos about not playing on train tracks like Bridget and Katie experienced as kids? Is murdering your abusive/baby-snatching husband and then barbecuing him to be eaten by strangers sometimes the only way?? WAS NINNY REALLY IDGIE AND THIS WAS HER CONFESSION!? All these and more in this emotional movie! Released in 1991, it stars Kathy Bates, Jessica Tandy, Mary Stuart Masterson, Mary-Louise Parker, Cicely Tyson, Chris O'Donnell, and Stan Shaw.

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Katie and Bridget make their own prom dresses as they re-watch the 80's classic: Pretty in Pink! Come along as we meet Andie, a teenage girl who's POOR. DON'T FORGET IT! She's got style, she's got a job, she's got full time mother responsibilities to her out of work father, and she's got her own personal stalker! Aka her "friend" Duckie! When Andie gets asked out by Blane, one of the "richies" from her school, they have the worst first date ever and after they make out she says she loves him! Also he immediately invites her to prom! Wtf! But this movie asks the deep questions we all have wondered at some point in our lives, such as: Can a poor girl date a rich dude? Should we call the police and/or the guidance counselor about Duckie and the fact that he's been held back for the last couple of years? Is prom the most important event in a young girls life or is dumping all the loser men around you and going to fashion school the most important instead!? Released in 1986, it was written by John Hughes and stars Molly Ringwald, Jon Cryer, Harry Dean Stanton, Annie Potts, Andrew McCarthy, and James Spader.

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Katie and Bridget do a ridiculous amount of different activities that should never be paired together in an effort to thwart nuclear terrorists as they re-watch the movie: True Lies! We've got our favorite neglectful 90's dad - Arnold Schwarzenegger - as Harry Tasker, a man who his family thinks is a computer analyst, but really he's a terrorist-fighting secret agent! When he thinks his wife is having an affair (which she kind of is, but also we don't hate it), he uses government resources to spy on her, try to catch her in the act, and then make her to do a secret strip tease for her - all while continually lying to her! True Lies does not equal Swift Divorce, we'll tell you that right now. As if that couldn't be the whole movie, we also have international terrorists, kidnapping, nuclear weapons, explosions all around, every gun you could ever think of, and fighter jets exploding men in midair. It's absolutely ridiculous but we just can't look away! Released in 1994, it was written and directed by James Cameron and stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis, Tom Arnold, Bill Paxton, Tia Carrere, Art Malik, and Eliza Dushku.

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Katie and Bridget travel to NJ to go to church (Mom - aren't you proud!?) as they rewatch: Dogma! It's a movie all about how religion is kinda crazy but also God is totally real and she IS Alanis Morissette! Come along as we meet Bethany, a woman losing her faith who gets visited by a bunch of mystical religious figures and told that she's the chosen one! Casual! When a church in New Jersey somehow has the power to cleanse everyone of their sins, two fallen angels go on an evil quest to clear themselves and reenter heaven. While that may sound nice, it would actually bring about the apocalypse - and somehow this is Bethany's problem! We've got angels, profits, apostles, muses, demons, and two stoners (Jay and Silent Bob) all in this anti-religious but also somehow religious movie which makes us ask the ultimate moral question... Are Matt Damon and Ben Affleck in love with each other or what!? Released in 1999, it was written and directed by Kevin Smith and stars an insane cast including Linda Fiorentino, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Janeane Garofalo, Jason Lee, Alan Rickman, Jason Mewes, Chris Rock, Salma Hayek, George Carlin, and Alanis Morissette.

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Katie and Bridget pretend to be one another as they re-watch the Disney remake: The Parent Trap! It's a movie all about how beneficial it can be to pull off Ocean's 11-esq pranks even when you're only a preteen - it could bring your divorced parents back together! Apparently! Come along as we meet Haley and Annie, identical twins separated at birth who had no knowledge of one another their entire lives. No, seriously - that's a major plot point and totally not something we should discuss in therapy! When they meet at a summer camp, the two decide to switch places to each meet their estranged Mom and Dad, as well as break up Dad's new engagement to a seriously younger woman (hello - police?), AS WELL AS get their parents back together even though they had a shotgun wedding, pregnancy, and divorce all on a one week cruise... Listen, it's Disney okay!? We're all having fun here! Released in 1998, it was Lindsay Lohan's feature film and also stars Dennis Quaid, Natasha Richardson, Elaine Hendrix, Lisa Ann Walter, and Simon Kunz.

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Katie and Bridget promise to be each other's Huckleberries as they re-watch the cowboy classic: Tombstone! It's a movie all about how when there's no sound law and order the people will go crazy, and having free access to guns will result in murders, and peaceful protests won't do shit when the crazies are still walking around free!!!!! ...We swear this movie takes place in the 1800s! Come along as we meet Wyatt Earp, a lawman who's just trying to retire to the up and coming town of Tombstone Arizona with his brothers and BFF Doc Holiday. When reckless cowboys start messing up the town, Wyatt takes the law into his own hands and basically goes on a Kill Bill inspired killing spree across the desert - with friends! It's got action, laughs, Billy Zane, a kind of love story, and most importantly mustaches. Lots and lots of mustaches. Released in 1993 (the best year for movies), it stars an insane amount of actors including: Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer, Sam Elliott, Bill Paxton, Michael Biehn, Powers Boothe, Dana Delany, Billy Bob Thornton, and Billy Zane.

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Katie and Bridget draw a Mons Pubis on a whiteboard as they re-watch the erotic thriller: Basic Instinct! It's a movie all about how you might think you know who the killer is based on the very first scene of the movie, but actually it might not be that person because there's some other people who could have done it, but then it also might not be them either, all while the original person you thought it was continues to say that they're the killer the entire time but nobody believes them... Look Sharon Stone was the killer alright!! Don't get it twisted! Come along as we meet Nick (aka "Shooter"), a v-neck loving horny cop who's just trying to solve this murder case while also attempting to bone Catherine, the literal murderer even though she never gets convicted for some reason. As Nick becomes more and more of a stalker, people around him begin to die and Catherine becomes more and more cryptic. Kind of like how a killer would act, ya know!? Will the two of them get together and somehow nobody will get stabbed with an ice pick? Are pubes back in style or is that only allowed for 90's Sharon Stone!? Released in 1992, it stars Michael Douglas, Sharon Stone, George Dzundza, Jeanne Tripplehorn, and Leilani Sarelle