FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Ryan gets mad at Andy for hogging the intro then he gets even madder that Andy won’t listen to his sexy deep voice. O’Neill goes for a jog in a wildfire and pollen clouds and the complains his throat is sore. Andy reveals O’Neill’s hidden piss spots and they aren’t quite as wildernessy as O’Neill has made it seem. Then Andy does his own taxes and becomes miserable much to Ryan’s chagrin. The boys come up with a new screenplay idea for a movie called Trunk Driver where the fatal flaw of the main character can only consume “high quality ingredients”. Then Andy thinks the movie Flight was a documentary. Then they talk suspicious celebrity deaths. There’s some Tesla battery mishap talk and Ryan is concerned about Andy falling to doody play. Then Ryan chastises Andy’s writing ability. Ryan then thinks all of Andy’s psychological problems come from the movie Over The Top. There’s a fight about consumerism in Christmas and Andy goes to church. Then O’Neill comes up with a romantic way for both of the boys to take a dump together. Something bad happened to Andy when he was in preschool and O’Neill tries to get to the bottom of it.

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest The boys get banned from every single short story subreddit on the internet. The Whassup Man of Reddit tries to post his old spooky story on Reddit and people get pissed. Then O’Neill suggest they post their spooky stories on assassins’ forums on the dark web. Then they talk robotaxi nonsense. Then they make Aaron read the spoooky story and he makes Andy choke when he gives the story his rating. Then they create a version of the sitcom Home Improvement where Al gets dark. Then there’s some very critical HOA talk. Then there’s a spooky Halloween HOA story teaser everyone will enjoy!

FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest O’Neill is furious that people believed aliens did cattle mutilations. Then Andrew is equally furious when identical twins are not revealed and the boys write a Randy Newman song about it. O’Neill thinks it is a million dollar idea. Then they talk about how to use 700 lb kids to protect classrooms. Then Andy introduces Ryan to the Alternate History subreddit and it makes him very sad. Then Aaron has an unbelievable theatrical experience. And Ryan explains his crashing of his old school’s graduation.