They blew David off one too many times. Now, he's got the goods—and the AI-generated (with a little help from Marshall) script.

David’s son Archer—high school junior and marimba wunderkind—wants to play for tips at the local farmer’s market. So David and Archer fill out the forms, submit the video, click all the right buttons.

Then…crickets. For almost six months.

Until David decides to do something.

Join David's two-week odyssey of polite persistence turned existential madness: seven visits to the Parks and Rec office, only to get the same bureaucratic shoulder shrug each time: “We’ll get back to you.”

Spoiler: they never do.

But here’s where it gets good: One day, David strolls past the farmer’s market only to find—wait for it—a white woman in sandals and a peace-sign hoodie, serenading shoppers with... “Blowin’ in the Wind?" And beside her? A neon green tip bucket.

Cue the AI-generated Freedom of Information request, cue David planning a full Rupert Pupkin lobby visit—and cue Marshall egging him on.

What started as a kid just wanting to share his gift turns into a meditation on grit, fatherhood, race, absurdity, and the irresistable force of a dad who will not be ignored.

You'll laugh. You’ll rage. You’ll want to listen to Archer play the marimba.

Theme music: Mr. Jukes and Barney Artist, "Blowin Steam (Open Up Your Mind)"