This week Jess unravels a “thrilling” murder mystery filled with clone-hating babies, the curious phenomenon of virtual cuddling, and a deep-seated disdain for shopping malls.

This week Eileen answers the question we have all been asking- "what would the show M*A*S*H have been like if it was supernatural and took place in purgatory?"

This week we learned the secret to making accountants sexy is simple: make them a seven-foot Anubis with glasses.

Eileen reminds us that by “bad books” we mean fun, not bad, as she spoils one of her favorite comfort reads, Slouch Witch By Helen Harper.

Kayla spoils Morning Glory Milking Farm by CM Nascosta on this week's podcast. Get ready for a whole new way to deal with underemployment and an ungodly amount of fluids.

This week Jess spoils Something Wilder by Christina Lauren. Join us as we discuss how soon is too soon to let your love interest buy back your family’s small town ranch. 4 days? 10 years? Or does time not matter after they prove how good they are at solving puzzles?

This week Eileen spoils Bunny by Layla Fae. Join us as we discuss the biological plausibility of ejaculating marshmallow peeps.

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