Extended cut available on Patreon. For our first episode, we delve into the intricate backstory of Dominic Toretto before he was Mr. Family McCars. This is the story of how I find out who to beg for the video game prequels to be re-released on GOG from the abandonware licensing rights mines. It's also the story of how Vin Diesel, for his various crimes, crash lands onto Arrakis and has to become a Fremen to beat a bunch of weird creatures. Everyone is afraid of our boy Riddick, when they should be afraid of something far more dastardly. Something dangerous. Something deadly. Something lurking out of our reach. Colour grading. They don't do it like this anymore, folks. Is that good? I don't know, but I think they were cooking something with the filters over here that wasn't just the same brown MexicoArabistan scary country filter that's the only kind of colour grading we're allowed. This movie did come out before 9/11 after all. A simpler time. A time when we were still Islamophobic, but not in the same way. Oh Keith David is in this too. We like Keith David.

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Well, well, well. Do you like giant monsters, big fight scenes, and a Jesus allegory fighting the devil? Then Godzilla vs. Destoroyah is for you! It has all of that, along with an alien interlude. We’ll try our best to stay on topic this time— yes, we go a bit off the rails, but it’s mostly Godzilla-contained, we promise.

Come in and join Hope, our ESP G-Force operative, Ryan, the normal guy who swears he did not do anything wrong, and Storm, once again returning (for reasons we still don't understand). After Godzilla had a little meltdown and went into maximum overdrive, we see just what happens when man’s hubris comes back to haunt him... again. Don’t worry, it’s a good one!

See you Space Cowboy

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Once again, we follow the podcast policy of no cliffhangers for the show! Our final episode of Season 3 before the next bonus month is technically the opening episode of Season 4, but shut up. This is the continuation of the Season 3 finale after all. Well, our brave heroes last episode managed to blow up the ship full of evil Lego and escape by stealing the Stargate. It was really funny. Stranded offworld while waiting for the backup Gate to be set up in Cheyenne Mountain, the gang has a thrilling offscreen adventure that will be covered in a spin off novel that we will definetly read. Unfortunately, it turns out that one of the Bionicles survived the crash and just caused the Kursk disaster to happen about a month earlier. Whoops. Our team is split into two with boypregnant Daniel being the codec support for Jack and Teal'c, while Sam hangs out with Thor and suggests 9/11 as a strategy for destroying the attacking lego ships coming for the Asgard. I promise I will stop making 9/11 jokes once we actually reach 9/11 in the show. Maybe. Probably not. This is the last main line episode before bonus month, which seems to be war movie themed I guess?

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Extended cut available on Patreon. It's time to leave behind the woes of season 3 and we end it with an important question. What if lego was evil? Daniel is boypregnant, Carter is doing nerd shit, Teal'c is campaigning for Fathers for Justice, and nobody wants to go fishing with Jack. Well, maybe there is hope for Jack's fishing expedition still as one of our great friends still wants to hang. Unfortunately, by hang, we mean Thor is in a box the whole episode explaining how he brought killer death lego to Earth, which will wipe everyone out if his ship lands. Whoops. The Asgard have been messing with shit they shouldn't have, so their entire civilisation is being consumed by the Lego corporation hunting them down for their illegal building techniques. We tried to tell him, you can't put a vertical piece between the studs, it's not allowed! Jack decides to bravely sacrifice himself by grabbing a SPAS-12 and enough explosives to level an iconic set of New York skyscrapers in a controlled demolition charge. It's fine to make that joke, it's 2000 and nothing will happen at all next year. There's just one condition he has for his heroic sacrifice and that is "DO NOT SEND MY FRIENDS HERE TO DIE WITH ME". Naturally, Hammond sends his friends to die with him.

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If you thought we've spent episodes just riffing before we actually talk about an episode, this is the one where in fact just riffed. Nothing happens in Crystal Skull. Really nothing. It has some interesting ideas and on paper, I could see this being a fun one that could set up Daniel's grandfather as an interesting character who could be a cool new minor character we see aaand...Mr. Not Appearing Again strikes again. Daniel is a ghost and is trying to sell us all bad vodka made by a weird crank who once hunted ghosts on a mission from God to play blues music or something. Yeah this is one where we're sorting of just doing therapy about how the UK is going through it right now. If you don't want to hear all that, feel free to give this one a miss. We've got the finale coming up after this that should be a regular return to form on this show and I (Sierra) have it on good authority that it's going to be pretty good, plus Season 4 will be a return to good television after the drought that this season mostly has been. We're really professsional here, as we stand on the Honkplatz.

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Sorry about the Upload issues as of late. Hope is dead from the heat, Frost has jetlag

Join Me. Mr Chapo! (Dr Jackson) in the New Zealand, Japanese buddhist monastery on this scenic Matt Painting. In this peacful location Old Jaffa can relax and die, You can hide a child, and of course don't forget about the jumpscare in a tiny pond.

In this weeks episode the writers OC Daniel Shagson tries to fulfill his promise to his dead wife (ignoring how quickly he got over her with Miss Ego Death.) By reclaiming the baby, well it just so happens Daniel has a list and his friend Bray'tac knows about stuff. Together they can find the baby.

While searching for the baby, Daniel for yes this is a Daniel episode. Must choose between his wife, his wife's kid and the chance that he might yet get to acheive what that one guy on Grand Designs wanted to do. He might be able to fuck mother nature itself

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Your Local Kistune Hope Frayorl

Ryan

Guest Storm

Full Episode on Le Patreon.

I am so sorry, I posted it, saw it was live and left it. Only for there to be no file attached

Greetings Listeners. We called you here into this warehouse in the middle of Rio, because we are getting out of this podcast business. To get out we have to do a heist. Mr Crimes is the biggest crim lord in Rio and we have to rob him.

Also The Rock is here, being The Rock. So we get a showdown between Riddick and The Rock.

Look the movie is bad. But we all had fun

Featuring: Your Local Kistune Hope Frayorl

Blaze Solaris

Storm

Zofia

Our Regular hosts busy involved in Car based Shenanigans

The Ice Queen herself Sierra Frost

Ryan

Sorry it's late. People are sick/away. So here's a new form episode that will be patreon only in the future.

In this loose form hour of power. The crew continue to make actionable threats, avoid talking about last weeks episode of Stargate. Star Trek, Fallout and DJ Trump are on the talking table. Also the difference between punching a Nazi in the face and punching him in the Dick. We also ask the question is your politician hot and are unisex toilets a threat to women?

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